Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 23 September 2019 ***************************************************************** Tesco parking app hauled offline after exposing 10s of millions of Automatic Number Plate Recognition images Ranger Services goes to ground over unsecured Azure blob ***************************************************************** Business * Class-action lawsuit claims DXC 'selectively timed' job cuts to inflate short-term profit target And alleges outsourcing giant then struggled to deliver contracted services * In the bag: Serco 'delighted' to grab £450m ferry and freight deal between Scotland and Northern Isles Payday landing for grandson of Churchill, chief exec Rupert Soames Data Centre * We sense a great disturbance in the Salesforce: File-slinging feature breaks down for more than 12 hours It felt as if millions of SaaS customers suddenly cried out in frustration, then headed off for the weekend early * Western Digital: We're just about DDN with these data centre systems IntelliFlash flogged to big data storage firm, ActiveScale on the block * Google spaffs â¬3bn on power-grubbin' Euro bit barns while boasting of its 'biggest renewable energy purchase ever' Oh shoot, Climate Day. Quick everyone, look green! * Tesco parking app hauled offline after exposing 10s of millions of Automatic Number Plate Recognition images Ranger Services goes to ground over unsecured Azure blob * 'Ridiculous, rubbish, outrageous, complete bollocks': Just some reviews for Amazon's corporate contribution to Blighty's coffers The Reg chats to Dame Margaret Hodge MP about box slinger's tax affairs * BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump It's also our nickname for the ISA card guy we have to pay to fix everything * Three UK slammed for 'ripping off' loyal mobile customers by £32.4m per year Operator refusing to apply automatic discounts next year * Calling all data-hungry disruptive orgs. It's time to disrupt the bugbears holding back your biz Join us, Google, and one of its customers to gain real-world advice on extracting the most value from your info DevOps * Hey, NPM. How do you like your Bogensberger? He's, well, done: CEO Bryan ejects from biz JavaScript packager seeks new boss amid internal friction, firings, unionization attempts * Chef roasted for tech contract with family-separating US immigration, forks up attempt to quash protest Software house hits nuclear option after Ruby Gems yanked for moral reasons Emergent Tech * Where can you learn the limits and abilities of artificial intelligence? Try Westminster MCubed doors open in just over a week * Those furious gun-toting Aussies were just a glitch. Let's try US drone deliveries, says Wing Prepare for aerial droppings, Virginians * World's largest heap of untreated nuclear waste needs more bots to cart around irradiated crap Chernobyl? That's cute * It's possible to reverse-engineer AI chatbots to spout nonsense, smut or sensitive information Pick one trained with salacious conversations for maximum fun * Imagine if Facebook could read your mind: Er, I have some bad news for you... These things can mess with your brain Personal Tech * My Little Bromium: HP Inc inks security deal to slurp micro-VM slinger Tech runs browsers in sandbox to humiliate malware * Apple's looking at you, kid: Fanbois froth over AR patent docs for gaze tracking headset Lighter, flatter and forveal â ooh yes, forrrveeeeal * Google: Read my lips. You cannot link up a G Suite account with Nest smart home gizmos 'Aggravating and alarming!' * That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away In praise of mouse balls Security * Disgraced ex-Kaspersky guy made me do it, says bloke in Russian court on hacking charges Oh no I didn't, says disgraced ex-Kaspersky guy * Bulgarian phishing gang member who lived with his parents jailed for part in £40m fraud ring 37-year-old was extradited to Blighty to stand trial * Supply chain actors agree that everyone's a security risk â except themselves, of course Perception is an illusion, grasshopper * Nice work if you can grift it: Two blokes accused of swindling $10m from the elderly with bogus virus infection alerts ~~~WaRNiG!! Ur PC has THe Da Vinci m4Lw4rez!! CaLL 1-555-NOSCAM 2 f!x it~~~ Software * Good old Auntie Beeb's mobile app berates kids for being rubbish online TMI, luv. TMI. No, please don't look at Goatse. Stop. STOOOP * The '$4.4m a year' bug: Chipotle online orders swallowed by JavaScript credit-card form blunder Taco titan's e-ordering fails when browser autofill takes over Science * Exploding super-prang asteroid to pepper Earth, trigger deadly ice age â no, wait, it happened 466 million years ago Aww, shucks. Cancel the End of the World party Bootnotes * Emergency button saves gamers from sudden death... of starvation Free burritos keep the action going but, jeez, open a window would ya? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing Ltd, 14 Gray's Inn Road, London, WC1X 8HN, UK The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2019 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: