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How the “Carbonized S#%t” Theory Secretly Tries To Ruin (Or Delay) Your Retirement

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Hey there, it's Preston here and today, I'm going to share with you a theory that might just change

[image]() Hey there, it's Preston here and today, I'm going to share with you a theory that might just change the way you look at investing forever. Introducing: The Carbonized S#%t Theory Throughout our lives, we're bombarded with a whole lot of particles of “BS”. It comes at us in shiny packages, blasted from our screens and endorsed by the most charismatic of celebrities. This creates what we call 'conventional wisdom'—a fancy term for ideas so widely accepted, they gain an aura of truth just by virtue of their popularity. The Agenda Behind the Curtain But here's the kicker: there's often an agenda behind these widely accepted 'truths', and guess what? They're not designed to benefit you. They're crafted to benefit those who spread them. It's a bit like a magician's act—distracting you with one hand while the other picks your pocket. The Hardening of BS Over time, these particles of BS compact and harden into a nearly indestructible mass of misconceptions. When it comes to investing and financial goals, this hardened BS is like a ball and chain around your ankle, holding you back from true financial freedom! The Retirement Calculator Myth Take, for instance, the 'retirement calculator'—that almighty oracle that dictates you must save XX million dollars to retire 'comfortably'. It tells you to entrust your hard-earned cash to big-name Wall Street firms and wait 30-40 years, all while they nibble away at it with fees and loads. And for what!? For a performance that often doesn't even beat the market!! A Different Reality But what if I told you that you don't need to follow that tired old script? What if I showed you a way to make more money with just a fraction of the 'recommended' savings? That's where the Money Press comes in, a method that could potentially allow you to generate income in almost any market condition. The Power of the Money Press Imagine turning a starting point of $57,000 into $209,000 in profits in just 9 months. Now, even if you're starting with $300,000, or even $5,000, the Money Press method could help you grow your account and potentially draw a monthly income from it. This isn't a fantasy; it's a reality for those who dare to step away from the conventional path. Your Biggest Battle The real challenge? Breaking through that carbonized layer of BS that's been accumulating over the years. It's tough, but not impossible—especially not for someone like you. The Light Switch Moment I believe in you, and I believe that with the right education and a bit of guidance, you can flip the switch and illuminate a whole new path for yourself. One where 'money problems' become a relic of the past, and financial enlightenment is your new reality. So, are you ready to shed the old myths and see the light? Let's embark on this journey together. To your financial awakening, Preston James P.S. Remember, this isn't about giving advice—it's about education. It's about showing you a different path that you may never have thought possible. Let's turn that light on together. P.P.S. A more in-depth discussion on the “Carbonized S#%t Theory is on Page 18 of my updated Money Press Method Guidebook. If you didn’t see my email the other day, I’ve granted you FREE access to a digital version! No strings attached. [> Get Your Free Copy of the Money Press Method Guidebook Here <]() [image]( [> Click Here to Download the Free 2024 Money Press Method <]() [Unsubscribe]( Traders Edge Network 8180 South 700 East Suite 210 Sandy, Utah 84070 United States (801) 733-4190

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