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The FCC repealed net neutrality yesterday -- but the fightâs not over yet
Yesterday, the Federal Communications Commission voted 3-2 to undo the [net neutrality regulations]( put in place by the Obama Administration in 2015.
The regulations defined the internet as a public utility and prevented internet service providers from charging more money, blocking access to sites at their discretion, and picking and choosing the content people can see online.
But with these rules set to be repealed in 2 weeks, all that could change.
We might be looking at a new era of internet
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai says reversing net neutrality will help consumers and promote competition by giving service providers like Comcast âmore incentive to build networks.â
But critics argue that the barrier of entry into telecommunications -- which includes installing millions of cables and poles -- is too high for new competition to enter the market and that it will only strengthen the oligopoly of Comcast and AT&T.
One thing is clear: these internet gatekeepers will no longer be barred from slowing down content -- and they can now charge popular websites like Netflix and Facebook more money for [faster delivery](
We do have one thing on our side: opposition is tremendous
A recent University of Maryland survey showed that [83% of Americans]( opposed the FCCâs repeal.Â
In the internetâs social hubs -- Reddit, Facebook, Twitter -- hundreds of thousands of people are standing up against the ruling: 1.2m calls to Congress have been placed through pro-net neutrality site, [Battle for the Net]( and 2m+ more have signed petitions on [Change.org](.
And on the legal front, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman has already announced a multi-state lawsuit [challenging the vote](.
What else can be done to reverse this decision?
The FCCâs ruling is really just the beginning of a protracted legal and political battle: the future of the internet wonât be determined so easily.
Congress could respond to our calls for action by invoking the [Congressional Review Act]( and petitioning for a reversal. The nationâs federal courts could also issue a stay on the ruling and pick apart the âsubstantive errorsâ in the FCCâs decision.
Long story short: if you feel the ruling is wrongâ¦
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Monster merger: Disney to acquire Fox
Superheros. Jedis. Inanimate objects talking -- these are everyoneâs favorite things. And now Disney owns all of them.
Yesterday, the media juggernaut announced their plan to buy 21st Century Fox for over [$66B]( the [second-largest merger]( this year.
The deal will include Foxâs movie studios, networks Nat Geo and FX, and a [60%]( stake in Hulu, among other things.
And theyâre waging war on Netflix
In Disneyâs all-out media domination, if (and when) this deal goes through, they can finally check âstreaming marketâ off their bucket list.
This merger will allow Disney to sell a trifecta of streaming services: a sports streaming platform, Hulu, and in 2019, their own [mega movie and TV subscription service](
But, history says this deal may not be such a slam-dunk
While shareholders are obviously happy, history has shown time and time again that mega-mergers usually destroy a companyâs [value]( over time.Â
According to a report from [Accenture]( market returns on acquisitions valued over $25B tend to perform worse (usually between 7% and 12%) than smaller ones.
That said⦠you try telling Disney they shouldnât do something.
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Pet âinfluencersâ confirm what we always knew: we trust dogs more than ourselves
The ad industry has a new vertical: â[animal influencers]( reserved for celebrity pets with millions of Instagram followers.
The market first came to prominence with the promotion of pet startups like Barkbox, and now companies from Google to Ralph Lauren are using pets to sell human brands -- because as it turns out, animal influencers get more engagement than human bloggers.
People are raking in $1k per pup post
With 100k followers, [Mochi]( a 3-year-old âMaltipooâ has deals with Ralph Lauren, The Ritz-Carlton, Amex, Google, and Disney, and her owner (who works about 3-5 hours a week on Mochiâs brand) says advertisers pay around $100 for every 10k followers.
By those numbers, that means heavy-hitters like [Marnie the dog]( (2.1m followers) and [Tuna]( (1.9m followers) are bringing in $200k a pop.
Thereâs even a talent agency to manage them
[The Dog Agency]( has 100 clients -- all âinfluential animals,â including dogs, cats, pigs, and hedgehogs, with hundreds of thousands of followers.
And TDAâs brand doesnât stop there: it also has its own arm of pet content called âPet Insider,â as well as a [line of high-fashion clothing items]( called âChewsy,â designed âfor the discerning pet.â
Among this seasonâs looks: a $55 âCatty Velour Pullover,â and a $42 âSunday Brunch Long Sleeve.â
If these animals only knewâ¦
[Dog buns are the new man buns](
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Subway is bringing back the $5 footlong and franchisees are NOT into it
To get butts in the seats, Subway has decided to bring back their long-time promotional mainstay: the [$5 footlong](.
For nearly a decade, the deal featured one 12-inch sub each day at a discounted $5 price until, like all great fan-favorite promotions, it met its demise in 2016.
And now itâs back because Subway is strugglinâ
According to an internal memo, Subwayâs traffic has slowed [25%]( over the last five years.
In 2016, their sales fell 1.7%, and for the first time in the companyâs history, the sandwich haven closed more stores than it opened, dropping 359 locations in the US. Thatâs a lot of out of work âsandwich artists.â
The $5 deal is an effort to entice customers like the days of old -- but, alas, the snake always eats its own tail: more than 400 franchisees have signed a [petition]( against the deal, claiming that $5 footlongs are what âdecimatedâ their business in the first place.
Keeping up with the âprice warâ
In [2018]( many fast food staples have decided to lower their prices to slow the fast food decline.
McDonaldâs recently announced theyâre bringing back their illustrious Dollar Menu, which was nixed back in 2013 at the behest of McDonaldâs franchisees for the same reason: these deals kill sales.
But for these corporations, thatâs a risk theyâre willing to take. Because at the end of the day⦠fast food ainât gonna eat itself.
[Help a sandwich artist out](
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friday shower thoughts
- Cell phones have greatly reduced bathroom graffiti.
- Shirts are crazy. Your body goes in 1 hole and comes out of 3.
- Before cameras, no one knew exactly what they looked like with their eyes closed.
- If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
- The bigger you are, the better chance you have of winning 'Spin the Bottle.â
- via [Reddit](
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