The State of Texas: The Cowboys Clinch the Top Playoff Spot

What Texas is talking about today No Images? [Click here] [Texas Monthly] [Texas Monthly] December 23, 2016 QUOTE OF THE DAY “He gave me a gift that nobody could give me. The gift of time. The gift of life. The gift of health.” —Stephen Cook, of Dallas, to [KTVT]. Cook was the recent recipient of a kidney transplant, courtesy of his lifelong best friend, Ruben Arellano. Cook’s other friends will likely have a difficult time trying top that Christmas gift. BIG NEWS ‘Boys Being ‘Boys The Dallas Cowboys clinched the NFC East and the top playoff spot on Thursday night, guaranteeing them home-field advantage throughout the playoffs, according to the [Dallas Morning News]. Just how, exactly, did it go down for Cowboys? Did they rumble to victory on the back of star rusher Ezekiel Elliot? Did rookie quarterback Dak Prescott hook up with wide receiver Dez Bryant for a last-second aerial score? Or, perhaps, the punter punted really well? Eh, not exactly. The big moment came when the Cowboys were at home, planted in front of their TVs. The Philadelphia Eagles played the New York Giants on Thursday night, and a win by the Eagles sewed up the Cowboys’s playoff fate, meaning they can now rest easy in the regular season’s last two games. It’s been quite a season so far for the 12-2 Cowboys (actually, if you just remove the Giants from their schedule, then they’re undefeated). The last time the Cowboys clinched the top spot was back in 2007, when they lost in the Divisional round to the Giants, who would go on to win the Super Bowl. This season marks just the second time in seven years the ‘Boys are playoff-bound, and they’re seeking their first Super Bowl win in more than two decades. We will refrain from prognosticating for the time being—we haven’t forgotten [the dark cosmic power we apparently hold] . . . MEANWHILE, IN TEXAS . . . Bad Arrest A police officer in Fort Worth has been placed on restricted duty while the department investigates the officer’s aggressive arrest of a woman and her teenage daughter, an incident that was captured on video, went viral online, and sparked protests. The video, posted on Facebook on Wednesday night, shows Jacqueline Craig, of Fort Worth, telling a white officer that she called the police after her neighbor choked her 7-year old son because he littered, according to [KDFW]. The officer then asks Craig, “Why don’t you teach your son not to litter?” The woman, clearly upset at the officer’s weird response, explains to the officer how littering doesn’t justify physically assaulting a 7-year-old. The officer’s reply: “Why not?” Things got pretty heated after that, and Craig, understandably angry, raised her voice. When Craig’s teenage daughter stepped in between the officer and her mother to push her mother away, the officer grabbed the teenager, pulls out his stun gun, puts it into the back of the mother and throws her to the ground, before doing the same to the teenager and coming after the unidentified videographer. It’s hard to watch. About 100 protesters gathered outside the Tarrant County Courthouse Thursday night, calling for the officer to be fired, according to the [Fort Worth Star-Telegram], and Craig’s attorney has since characterized the incident as being fueled by racism. “It’s not a situation where someone used a racial slur,” attorney Lee Merritt told the Star-Telegram, “but racism is still all over it.” Dance With the Devil When the Texas State Strutters announced Wednesday that they’d be traveling to Washington, D.C. to perform during President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony, they probably (perhaps against their better judgment) didn’t expect it to be such a divisive decision. But of course, it was. According to the [Austin American-Statesman], Texas State University’s dance team was skewered on social media, where people have been critical of the their decision. Things got so bad online that it appears the Strutters have even deleted their own Twitter account. It’s an unceremonious reception for what is apparently one of the most storied dance team programs around: the [Strutters’s website] says they were the first “precision dance team” at a four-year university, and it currently boasts the largest squad in the nation. It’s unclear if they’ve re-thought their decision to dance at the inauguration—the Statesman was unable to reach the Strutters for comment. Cop-out Texas’s largest metro police force is shrinking, fast. According to the [Houston Chronicle], 123 officers at the Houston Police Department filed for retirement this week, including thirteen of the department’s seventeen top commanders, stoking fears that even more departures could be on the way. It’s a big blow to a department that’s been understaffed for a long time—according to the Chronicle, HPD has fewer officers on the street than it did 15 years ago, even though the city is exponentially bigger than it was back then. The exodus could be in response to reforms made to the city’s pension plan, as plenty of officers had been eligible for retirement but, in years past, were encouraged to stay on due to pension increases. Still, new HPD chief Art Acevedo doesn’t seem particularly concerned. “You hate to see a lot of good people leave, but the sky’s not going to fall,” Acevedo told the Chronicle. “With the retirement of good people, it creates opportunities for other good people who are full of energy, ready to lead and probably will bring a new, fresh creativity to their position. We’ll get through it.” WHAT WE'RE READING American citizens are being held in immigrant detention centers. [NPR] Trump’s transition team seems to be moving forward on the border wall. [New York Times] Ken Starr personally lifted the suspension of a Baylor player who was later convicted of sexual assault. [Wall Street Journal] Take a look at the city of Dallas’s long-lost official flag. [Dallas Morning News] Another day, another Texan reportedly under consideration for Trump’s ag secretary. [Texas Tribune] DROP EVERYTHING LIST [These Boots Are Made for Gawkin’ ] by Michael Hoinski One of Bob ”Daddy-O” Wade's iconic installations—a giant pair of ostrich cowboy boots at North Star Mall in San Antonio—is all lit up for the holidays. MORE FROM TEXAS MONTHLY [S]cenes From Inside a Houston "Zombie" Mall by John Nova Lomax Long live Northwest Mall! [Why, That Son of a Steak!] by Loren Steffy How West Texas A&M animal scientists cloned a cow from a carcass. Dallas Writer Kurt Eichenwald Turns to the Courts to Get Twitter to Identify a User Who Sent a Seizure-Inducing Tweet by Dan Solomon Our brave new world gets braver and newer. Enjoy getting your daily fix of Texas Monthly? Spread the word and share it. 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