Sarah Palin Is Getting Divorced Baby Divorced

[Splinter]( September 9, 2019 [Sarah Palin Is Getting Divorced Baby Divorced]( [This just in: Sarah Palin—remember her?—is single, everybody...]( [[Big Story](](@feature1LinkUrl) [Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Reportedly a Huge Horny Scumbag]( [The reactionary empire built by the late televangelist Jerry Falwell includes the Thomas Road megachurch in Lynchburg, VA, as well as Liberty University. His son Jerry Falwell Jr., on the other hand, makes Danny McBride’s character in the Righteous Gemstones look like a functioning member of society by comparison.]( [[Elections](](@feature2LinkUrl) [Valerie Plame's First Campaign Ad Is...Really Something]( [Remember Valerie Plame? She’s back, she’s running for Congress in New Mexico, and she says in her first campaign ad that she’s got “scores” to settle while driving a muscle car through the desert like a stuntwoman.]( [[White House](](@feature3LinkUrl) [Don't Mess With the Weather People]( [In Monday’s forecast, we see a low chance of the National Weather Service soothing President Donald Trump’s ego over his Hurricane Dorian flub and a high chance of Trump continuing to bitch about it in the days to follow.]( [[Trumpland](](@feature4LinkUrl) [Chrissy Teigen Calling Trump a 'Pussy Ass Bitch' Is the Feud We Deserve]( [Chrissy Teigen called President Donald Trump a “pussy ass bitch” on Sunday night after president called her John Legend’s “filthy mouthed wife,” because 2019 is a never-ending game of absurdist Mad Libs.]( [[Elections](](@feature5LinkUrl) [What the Frick(e) Is This?]( [In a world of intensely bland white men running for office, one more brave challenger has stepped up: Tomi Lahren’s fiancé Brandon Fricke, who announced today he’s running as an “independent” against Democratic Rep. Ted Lieu in California’s 33rd district.]( [[White House](](@feature6LinkUrl) [CITATION NEEDED MR. PRESIDENT]( [Fresh off of screaming about jobs in another characteristically unhinged White House video, President Donald Trump kicked off his Monday morning by doubling down on employment news—specifically, his own—insisting he had reached “record” approval ratings among Republicans.]( [[Media](](@feature7LinkUrl) [Exactly Nobody Needed This]( [Chris Christie and Rahm Emanuel have three things in common: aggressively courting reputations for being assholes, showing their mugs on television, and their shared commitment to right-wing politics. Oh, and political careers that ended in complete humiliation and failure. Nobody should have to listen to either of them ever again,...]( YOU MAY ALSO LIKE [[Lifehacker](](@rec1LinkUrl) [Uninstall These 24 Android Apps Infected with New 'Joker' Malware]( [Another day, another batch of Android apps that made it into the Google Play Store—accumulating hundreds of thousands of downloads—with some sneaky malware embedded in their code.]( [[Kotaku](](@rec2LinkUrl) [Borderlands 3's Review Situation Sure Is Strange]( [Borderlands 3 reviews hit the internet this morning, but only at a select few websites, thanks to a bizarre scenario that publisher 2K says is in place because of security concerns.]( [[Deadspin](](@rec3LinkUrl) [Where Do The Raiders Go From Here?]( [Lost in the exciting new world of Antonio Brown the Patriot (can’t you just see the glint in Bill Belichick’s eye?) is what Brown left behind:]( [[Kotaku](](@rec4LinkUrl) [The Scariest Thing In P.T. Was Following You All Along]( [This summer marked the fifth anniversary of P.T., 2014’s landmark “Playable Teaser” for Silent Hills, an exciting but ultimately doomed reboot of the Silent HIll franchise led by Hideo Kojima and film director Guillermo Del Toro. It became an obsession for streamers and data-miners alike, its allure only increasing after...]( [[Deadspin](](@rec5LinkUrl) [Jay Gruden's Players Are Pissed After He Inexplicably Made Adrian Peterson A Healthy Scratch]( [Washington head coach Jay Gruden opted not to use Adrian Peterson at all in Sunday’s loss to the Eagles, despite the running back being healthy and ready to go. Gruden instead fielded Derrius Guice and Chris Thompson, who rushed a combined 13 times for 28 yards, and Wendell Smallwood, who...]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( [Profile Center]( © 2019 Gizmodo Media Group 1540 Broadway, 27th Floor New York, NY 10036