I'm Sorry to Report That Once Again, Trump Will Skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Newsletter Top Stories I'm Sorry to Report That Once Again, Trump Will Skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner [Splinter]( April 7, 2019 [I'm Sorry to Report That Once Again, Trump Will Skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner]( [Donald Trump, known for...many things...but not his self-deprecating humor, has elected to skip the White House Correspondents Dinner for a third year in a row.]( [Trump's Chief of Staff: Democrats Will 'Never' See Those Tax Returns]( [White House Chief of Staff John Mulvaney has declared unequivocally what has clearly been the case over the last two years: That Democrats aren’t going to lay eyes on Trump’s tax returns without a fight.]( [TRUMPLAND]( [Donald Trump Is Really Trying to Make Jexodus a Thing]( [Donald Trump attended a Republican Jewish Coalition event in Las Vegas on Saturday, where he, among other things, referred to Benjamin Netanyahu as “your prime minister,” asked a room full of Republicans why they supported for Obama, compared U.S. Ambassador to Israel David Friedman to a “wonderful, beautiful baby,” and,...]( [STATE NEWS]( [Prosecutors Are Already Fighting Cuomo's Law to Hold Them Accountable]( [Gov. Andrew Cuomo recently signed off on legislation to create a 11-member special commission tasked with investigating unethical conduct by prosecutors, with the goal of holding them accountable if they intentionally interfere with or manipulate cases.]( [SUPREME COURT]( [Trump Reportedly Says He's 'Saving' Judge Amy Barrett to Replace Ruth Bader GinsburgÂ]( [Multiple sources say that in conversations about replacing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy last year, President Trump said he was “saving” conservative judge Amy Coney Barrett to replace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg when she retires or dies, according to Axios.]( [ELECTIONS]( [Howard Schultz Finally Has His Big Campaign Rallying Cry]( [Howard Schultz, the attention-seeking billionaire and former Starbucks CEO who may or may not be running for president as an independent candidate, may have just stumbled on a new campaign rallying cry, should he decide to run.]( [YOU MAY ALSO LIKE]( [DEADSPIN]( [Yasiel Puig Tried To Fight All Of Pittsburgh After Pirates Pitcher Chris Archer Threw Behind Derek Dietrich]( [Having been traded to an entirely new division in the offseason, Yasiel Puig needed to find a new rival to brawl with now that the trips to San Francisco would be far and few between. Luckily for him, the Pittsburgh Pirates gave him an excuse on Sunday to throw hands...]( [DEADSPIN]( [Texas Tech Students Might Have Gone Overboard Celebrating]( [Unlike Auburn fans, those supporting the Red Raiders had a pretty good reason to celebrate on Saturday night. Texas Tech converted its first men’s Final Four appearance in program history into its first NCAA Tournament final appearance. As a result students on campus gathered all around Lubbock, Tex. and maybe...]( [DEADSPIN]( [Idiot In The Ring Tackles Bret Hart During WWE Hall Of Fame Ceremony]( [Tonight’s WWE Hall of Fame ceremony in Brooklyn was briefly derailed when a person in a rasta cap jumped into the ring and took down wrestler Bret Hart during his speech. How much did Vince McMahon pay that guy?]( [DEADSPIN]( [A Fortunate Bounce Helped Virginia Beat Auburn For A Spot In The NCAA Tournament Final]( [The officials at last night’s Auburn-Virginia Final Four game missed a pretty big call and caused a controversial ending to a game that deserved a lot better, as college refs are wont to do. With less than a second remaining, Auburn’s Samir Doughty committed a worst-case-scenario error and fouled Kyle...]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( © 2019 Gizmodo Media 114 5th Avenue, Floor 2 New York, NY, 10011