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Newsletter Top Stories You Don't Have to Do This Bernie [Splinter]( April 3, 2019 [You Don't Have to Do This Bernie]( [The 2020 race is young, but Sen. Bernie Sanders is sitting pretty in early polls and fundraising numbers—the best imperfect metrics we have at this point. He’s also making the right people irrationally angry, which is my own metric of choice.]( [ELECTIONS]( [Joe Biden Offers a Non-Apology Apology to All the Women He’s Touched]( [In a short video released on Wednesday, former vice president and likely 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden responded to a series of women who have come forward to complain about his behavior, saying he would be more “respectful” in future but pointedly not apologizing for his past conduct.]( [WHITE HOUSE]( [Trump Got Super Weird and Conspiratorial Last Night]( [On Tuesday night, Donald Trump gave a talk to House Republicans at the National Republican Congressional Committee’s spring dinner, and warned them to be more “paranoid” about how votes are counted. He also said that noise from windmills could cause cancer. (This is, uh, wrong.)]( [STATE NEWS]( [An Ex-Congressman Ousted for Sexual Harassment Almost Won a Chance at a Comeback]( [A former Nevada congressman ousted over allegations of sexual harassment was looking to make his political comeback in the race for Las Vegas City Council on Tuesday. He missed his chance—barely.]( [IMMIGRATION]( [The Trump Administration Wants an Immigrant Underclass]( [In two recent reports, Trump administration advisors Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller outlined seemingly contradictory plans for the country’s already-barbaric immigration policies. Put broadly: Kushner wants more legal immigration; Miller wants less illegal immigration, but also fewer immigrants living in the U.S. legally.]( [CONGRESS]( [Democrats Gonna Democrat]( [The House Judiciary Committee voted along party lines on Wednesday to authorize the issuing of subpoenas to obtain Robert Mueller’s full, un-redacted report on Russian interference in the 2016 election. They did not, however, actually issue any subpoenas.]( [MEDIA]( [It's Hard to Pick Which of These Fox News Chats With Trump Officials Is Worse]( [Many members of the Trump administration and many Fox News hosts could be reasonably described as aspiring fascists. But even for them, Tuesday night was a doozy.]( [YOU MAY ALSO LIKE]( [NEWS]( [Say goodbye to sleep, AMC is showing all 22 Marvel movies in an insane 59-hour marathon]( [Now that spring has finally arrived, many of us are rejoicing over the warmer temperatures and the glorious gift of leaving work when the sun is still out. But soon, a select brave (er, insane) few will venture out of the daylight and into darkness to complete an honorable (again,...]( [GIZMODO]( [540 Million Facebook User Records Exposed Online, Plus Passwords, Comments, and More]( [Researchers at the cybersecurity firm UpGuard on Wednesday said they had discovered the existence of two datasets together containing the personal data of hundreds of millions of Facebook users. Both were left publicly accessible.]( [DEADSPIN]( [Donald Trump Is Never More Donald Trump Than When He's Cheating At Golf]( [“There are so many ways he just throws up all over golf,” Rick Reilly told The Ringer’s Bryan Curtis for a story that was sort of about Reilly’s active retirement and also about Reilly’s new book on President Donald Trump’s life of crime on the golf course. That book is...]( [KOTAKU]( [Accusations Of Sexual Predation Shake Pokémon YouTube Community]( [Accusations of sexual predation are rocking the Pokémon YouTube community after 12 alleged victims made public statements against four individuals in that scene, including Kyle “TheKingNappy” McNeal, a well-known Pokémon YouTuber with over 500,000 subscribers.]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( © 2019 Gizmodo Media 114 5th Avenue, Floor 2 New York, NY, 10011