69th Air Force Squad Commander Fired for Drawing Dicks

Newsletter Top Stories 69th Air Force Squad Commander Fired for Drawing Dicks [Splinter]( November 29, 2018 [69th Air Force Squad Commander Fired for Drawing Dicks]( [What you’re about to read is 100 percent true.]( [The Proud Boys' Hilarious Slow-Motion Disintegration Continues]( [The Proud Boys, as you have likely heard, are doing great.]( [MEDIA]( [Mic Staff 'Blindsided' By Mass Layoffs Ahead of Sale (UPDATED)]( [Mic, the millennial-focused digital news site, laid off most of its editorial staff on Thursday morning as the company’s top brass works to finalize a sale to Bustle Digital Group, Recode first reported.]( [TRUMPLAND]( [Trump's Lawyers Respond to Cohen Plea After Trump Calls Him a Liar: Yeah, That Sounds Right]( [As a non-lawyer, I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t the faintest idea what sort of 11th dimensional meta-chess President Donald Trump and his legal team are playing at these days. But, I will say this: If I were his attorney, and someone—say, Michael Cohen, perhaps?—were to come...]( [What the Hell Is Happening in This North Carolina Congressional Race?]( [Something shady happened with the election in North Carolina’s 9th Congressional District. Nobody, however, seems to want to say what that is.]( [SPONSORED]( [Get A Quip Electric Toothbrush + Free 3-Month Brush Head and Toothpaste Refill]( [Quip delivers an all in one solution for brushing your teeth with replacement brush heads and toothpaste sent every three months. The brush features soft vibrating bristle heads that are easy on your gums and a two-minute timer with guiding pulses to help correct technique. Get one for $25 + a free...]( [CONGRESS]( [Paul Ryan, Liar]( [Paul Ryan will be remembered for little, but the central part of his legacy will be failing to do a single thing to curb Donald Trump or the white supremacist elements of his party. He only did that in order to achieve the other part of his legacy: A career...]( [ELECTIONS]( [Stop Writing Off the Deep South]( [The last Democrat to be elected to the Senate in Mississippi was John Stennis, a staunch segregationist who viciously opposed the Civil Rights Act and had a reputation as a prosecutor for torturing confessions out of black men. In Tuesday’s runoff against Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, Democrat Mike Espy, a...]( [YOU MAY ALSO LIKE]( [DEADSPIN]( [A Pro Poker Player Is Locking Himself In A Dark Room For 30 Days On A $100K Bet]( [At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating. This cousin to the would-you-rather is a staple of the Deadcast and other Drew Magary productions because it’s dumb and fun to...]( [DEADSPIN]( [Washington Exec Doug Williams On Signing Reuben Foster: Other People Do Bad Stuff, Too]( [Washington has been taking a lot of heat for its decision to sign former 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster just two days after Foster was released due to a domestic violence arrest, his second in the last year. The organization at first defended its decision by releasing a misleading statement about...]( [DEADSPIN]( [Barstool Sports Quietly Erases Blog From May That Called For Reuben Foster's Accuser To Be Charged]( [Asking Barstool Sports to discuss a domestic violence case has roughly a 99.9999 percent chance of ending in something regrettable. Assigning it to the guy whose main responsibility is determining which accused child molesters are hot? Well, uh—Jerry Thornton gave it a try anyway when Reuben Foster’s ex-girlfriend Elissa...]( [KOTAKU]( [$200 Fallout 76 Edition Promised Fancy Bag, Delivers Nylon Trash Instead [Update: Bethesda Responds]]( [The $200 Power Armor edition of Fallout 76 promised fans a load of stuff, including what looked like a very nice canvas bag. Which they didn’t end up getting, because between announcing the bundle and shipping it Bethesda pulled a lil’ switcheroo.]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( © 2018 Gizmodo Media 114 5th Avenue, Floor 2 New York, NY, 10011