Donald Trump Would Never Lie to You. You Are His Favorite.

[Splinter]( November 3, 2018 [Donald Trump Would Never Lie to You. You Are His Favorite.]( [HUNTINGTON, WV—If you had walked into the airport hangar at 4 p.m. sharp on Friday, just as the opening notes of “Country Roads” began to pour from the overhead speakers, you could have witnessed a pure, divine American moment. You could have seen the power of the anthem of this beaten down state. You could have seen grandparents and mothers and their children all sing the song together, word for word, three generations in harmony. By the time the thousands of West Virginians got to “Dark and dusty, painted on the sky/ Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye,” I almost had a teardrop in my own cynical eye. It was as unpolluted a demonstration of local pride as you are ever likely to see in this country.]( [These Teachers Thought It’d Be Great to Dress As Trump’s Border Wall for Halloween]( [Part of Halloween’s allure is that once a year, everyone gets to live out their hidden fantasies, act silly, and get free candy. But for a group of elementary school teachers in Idaho, those fantasies apparently include mocking Mexicans and dressing up as Donald Trump’s nonexistent border wall.]( [IMMIGRATION]( [The Pentagon Rejected a Request for Troops to Perform Law Enforcement Duties at Border, Report Says]( [Donald Trump’s administration was on the losing end of a request for troops being sent to the border to perform law enforcement activities, a violation of the U.S. Posse Comitatus Law, CNN reported.]( [WHITE HOUSE]( [Trump: Reporters Are Doing Violence to Me, Now]( [President Donald Trump has a different concept of what creates violence than me, personally, and also from 49 percent of Americans, according to a new ABC/ Washington Post poll.]( [ELECTIONS]( [Ted Cruz Tries to Smear Beto O’Rourke With Extremely Dumb Conspiracy]( [Ted Cruz is doubling down on the “Dems paid the migrant caravan” theory this week, attempting to link his opponent Beto O’Rourke to the story through a bizarre Project Veritas sting, that, as usual, turned out to be bullshit.]( [SPONSORED]( [Save 25% On Your First Month Of Bespoke Post: Individually Curated Boxes For Guys]( [Bespoke Post is a subscription club for men delivering goods from small-batch brands in categories like barware, apparel, travel gear, and more. 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