All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose If You Don't Show Up In the First Place

[Splinter]( August 13, 2018 [All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose If You Don't Show Up In the First Place]( [WASHINGTON, DC—There was just one moment when I thought I might see a white supremacist get killed. There were two of them, a man and a woman, the only two real live enemies I saw the entire day. Both were sagging in late middle age, both plump, both with long, gray hair, the man with a beard. Both, for reasons I do not know, had chosen the very peak of the anti-white supremacist rally as the time to traverse the one long block from Lafayette Square to Farragut Square. By the time they had traveled half a block, I was not sure they would make it.]( [MEDIA]( [Twitter Is So Bad Today]( [Maybe I am just being particularly crabby on this Monday, but every successive tweet I see makes me want to log off and never return!!!]( [LABOR]( [Thrillist's Pissed-Off Staffers Have Walked Off the Job [UPDATED]]( [After negotiating with the management of its parent company Group Nine Media on a contract for over a year, the staff of the culinary and travel site Thrillist has gone on a work stoppage.]( [TRUMP ADMINISTRATION]( [Turns Out Stephen Miller's Family Hates Him Just As Much As the Rest of Us]( [White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller, the genius behind the Trump administration’s family separation policy, has been an insufferable fascist turd going at least back to high school. And his role as Donald Trump’s top reactionary appears to be weighing heavily on his more liberal family members, such as...]( [More and More Democrats Are Realizing That Capitalism Sucks]( [Warn the boomer op-ed class: Socialism is becoming more popular than capitalism among Democrats. Somewhere in New York, a siren blares in Jonathan Chait’s living room; wee-oo, wee-oo, the Democrats have forgotten Marxism is bad!!! Yes, it’s true: a Gallup poll released today shows the number of Democrats who approve...]( [TRUMPLAND]( [The Paul Manafort Lifestyle Guide]( [Former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort has taken quite a fall since his days as a high-paid lobbyist. According to a Sunday report from the New York Times, Manafort was an enviable figure in Washington in his younger days. He’s described as “tall” and “good looking,” attracted to “opulence.” These...]( [The Government Wants to Train High Schoolers as 'Mass Casualty' Medics]( [Of all the ways the federal government has chosen to respond (or not) to mass shootings in the United States, perhaps none is quite as disheartening as a new program to be sponsored by the Department of Homeland Security, which will essentially train high schoolers to become battlefield triage medics...]( [YOU MAY ALSO LIKE]( [GIZMODO]( [That New Android Update Broke a Key Perk of the Pixel XLÂ]( [While some folks may be worrying about Google’s next phone, especially with leaks suggesting the Pixel 3 could sport the biggest notch we’ve seen on a handset yet, it seems Google may have more immediate concerns after the release of Android 9 Pie created issues with charging speeds on the...]( [THE ROOT]( [This is AmeriKKKa: Trump Spent His Vacation With Bikers Who Sport Nazi Tattoos on the Anniversary of Charlottesville]( [A group of white men, who called themselves “Bikers for Trump” joined the president on his 1,345th vacation since taking office. On Saturday at Trump’s National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., Trump tried to look like the tough guy but ended up looking like he was constipated while posing for...]( [JALOPNIK]( [Bumper Falls Off Brand New Tesla Model 3 After 30 Minutes and Some Rain]( [We’ve written about Tesla’s production and quality control issues, especially with the new Model 3, before, but this would be sort of startling even if we hadn’t: a person bought a Tesla Model 3, and, within the first 30 minutes of driving the car back home, the rear bumper cover...]( [IO9]( [Video Evidence That Thor's Roommate Darryl Survived Avengers: Infinity War]( [In the wake of Thanos’ snap in Avengers: Infinity War, fans have slowly been figuring out which characters we didn’t see on screen may still be alive. For example, we know half the animals in the galaxy were killed. But the most humorous reveal now comes straight from Australia and...]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( © 2018 Gizmodo Media 114 5th Avenue, Floor 2 New York, NY, 10011