Taylor Swift Wins the Presidential Debate (But Other Stuff Happened, Too)

[Splinter]( Sep 11, 2024 [Taylor Swift Wins the Presidential Debate (But Other Stuff Happened, Too)]( [Taylor Swift Wins the Presidential Debate (But Other Stuff Happened, Too)]( Trump looked angry, Harris came off like a seasoned prosecutor she is, and Harris ostensibly won. Will it change anything? Probably not! But besides Swift, here are the winners and losers (but mostly, it’s all losers) from the first, maybe last, Harris-Trump presidential debate. [Trump’s Disastrous Debate Proves the GOP Needs to Log the Fuck Off]( [Trump’s Disastrous Debate Proves the GOP Needs to Log the Fuck Off]( Republicans themselves, as irrevocably internet-poisoned people, are the biggest political liability this party has. Log off, you fucking weirdos. [\]( ["I Have Concepts of a Plan" Is the Most George Costanza Quote of All Time]( Last night, in the middle of all of Trump's babbling incoherence that was one giant signal to the GOP to log the fuck off, he uttered something that broke my brain in a way that no Trumpism ever has before: he said a phrase that I heard in someone else's voice. [Osama bin Laden Won]( [Osama bin Laden Won]( There is no propaganda powerful enough to obscure the clear fact that Osama bin Laden and Ronald Reagan found themselves allied in horror in 1982. This speaks to obvious truths about American foreign policy that we ignored up until that fateful September day. [Climate Change Won\'t Even Leave Shipwrecks Alone]( [Climate Change Won't Even Leave Shipwrecks Alone]( Drought in parts of Europe has been so bad this summer that big rivers like the Danube and the Vistula have shrank down to shadows of their usual selves. The result: Nazi shipwrecks. [Fixing Climate Change With the Mayor of Moscow\'s Wife]( [Fixing Climate Change With the Mayor of Moscow's Wife]( Here we are, the morning after Trump took a sound beating at the hands of Vice President Kamala Harris, staring down the former president's answer to the very basic and broad question: "What would you do to fight climate change?" [View this email in your browser]( Copyright © 2024 Splinter/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511) [unsubscribe](