A Climate Action Proposal: Hold the Presidential Election in August

[Splinter]( Jul 17, 2024 [A Climate Action Proposal: Hold the Presidential Election in August]( [A Climate Action Proposal: Hold the Presidential Election in August]( The fact is, climate change is a massive threat to the lives, livelihoods, and overall economic and general well being of the country, and of course the world. And so why should we fickle voters cast our ballots in the pleasant chill of early November? [Fantasy Booking the 2016 Democratic Primary with Joe Biden]( [Fantasy Booking the 2016 Democratic Primary with Joe Biden]( Joe Biden is defiantly staying in a presidential race most of the Democratic Party wants him to drop out of because the last time these assholes told him to drop out, they were wrong and doomed us all to a Trump presidency. It really makes you wonder what may have been had Biden ignored them and chose to run in 2016. [Copa America Was Already Embarrassing Before the Disastrous Final Took It to the Next Level]( [Copa America Was Already Embarrassing Before the Disastrous Final Took It to the Next Level]( Fans hoisted aloft a half-full bottle of tequila they somehow got past security, others destroyed an escalator or scaled a stadium wall to get past security, and a fan’s shih tzu got loose from its carrier and roamed as other fans charged past a fallen gate. [Trump, the Wind, and the Thin Line Between Reality and Madness]( [Trump, the Wind, and the Thin Line Between Reality and Madness]( The wind wasn’t blowing. Then it was. That’s why he’s here, so I tell myself, over and over. [View this email in your browser]( Copyright © 2024 Splinter/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511) [unsubscribe](