Schmuck of the Week: Senior Presidential Advisor Hunter Biden

[Splinter]( Jul 05, 2024 [Schmuck of the Week: Senior Presidential Advisor Hunter Biden]( [Schmuck of the Week: Senior Presidential Advisor Hunter Biden]( Hunter, if you are reading this, please, I beg you, convince the old man to step aside while he still has time to do so gracefully and without nuking whatever is left of his legacy at this point. I want to fall out of a coconut tree. I need to fall out of a coconut tree, Hunter. And I know you need to too. [The Fear and Denial Holding the Democratic Party Back]( [The Fear and Denial Holding the Democratic Party Back]( Watching Democrats panic now is heartbreaking business. The Joe Biden candidacy crisis is awash with supporters languishing in the grief process as it has become apparent that the appointed Donald Trump spoiler is not up to the task. This has manifested in a maelstrom of arguments and rationalizations. [A State of Endless Election Campaigns Breaks Our Brains]( [A State of Endless Election Campaigns Breaks Our Brains]( If it is always campaign season, every story is a horse race story. Every policy maneuver is an election maneuver, every speech a campaign speech, every flubbed word a voters' red flag. It sucks! [Labour Cleans Up in UK Elections, But It\'s Complicated]( [Labour Cleans Up in UK Elections, But It's Complicated]( “Actually, but for the rise of the Labour Party in Scotland, which has been truly spectacular, we would be reporting that basically Labour’s vote has not changed from what it was in 2019,” said John Curtice, a politics professor and the UK’s top election guru. [Remembering a Play: Modern Greece\'s 11 Gods Make History at the Euros]( [Remembering a Play: Modern Greece's 11 Gods Make History at the Euros]( A run like Greece's leaves an indelible mark on history. There have been many great moments at the Euros, but none can match the moment and emotion created by Angelos Charisteas's emphatic 57th minute header twenty years ago. [The Democrats Deserve This]( [The Democrats Deserve This]( Fuck Hillary Clinton. Fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Barack Obama. Fuck everyone in this good-for-nothing party who helped accelerate the collapse of the American empire in service of their own egos [British Labour in Power: A Center-Left Party that Hates the Left]( [British Labour in Power: A Center-Left Party that Hates the Left]( The country is a sewage-soaked, disintegrating mess, but, if the polls are to be believed, change is afoot. A nebulous, poorly described sort of change, but change all the same. [The ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Colbert Report’ Archives Belong to the Preservationists and Comedy Nerds Now]( [The ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Colbert Report’ Archives Belong to the Preservationists and Comedy Nerds Now]( It’s a fascinating question, really: who owns history, especially when it’s been tossed aside? [View this email in your browser]( Copyright © 2024 Splinter/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511) [unsubscribe](