Florida Man Fixes Climate Change

[Splinter]( May 16, 2024 [Florida Man Fixes Climate Change]( [Florida Man Fixes Climate Change]( Florida governor and normal stander Ron DeSantis has fixed climate change, saving the country's most vulnerable state from the rising seas, scorching heat, and powerful hurricanes. He did so with the simple flourish of a pen, signing into law a groundbreaking bill that, uh, removes any mention of climate change from state law. [Hacks Like MSNBC\'s Joe Scarborough Are Lying About the U.N.\'s Palestinian Death Toll]( [Hacks Like MSNBC's Joe Scarborough Are Lying About the U.N.'s Palestinian Death Toll]( Hacks like Joe Scarborough are more than willing to mimic Donald Trump in bending the facts to fit their unhinged narrative, even if it means laying the groundwork for holocaust denial. [U.K. Study on Cervical Cancer Confirms: Vaccines Are Incredible]( [U.K. Study on Cervical Cancer Confirms: Vaccines Are Incredible]( Vaccines remain awesome. Such is the take-home from a U.K.-based study out on Wednesday in the British Medical Journal, which found that vaccination against human papillomavirus can dramatically reduce the risk of cervical cancer. [WNBA Ticket Sales Skyrocket as Caitlin Clark Joins the League]( [WNBA Ticket Sales Skyrocket as Caitlin Clark Joins the League]( Anyone characterizing this increased interest as solely the result of one rookie whose game reminds everyone of Kobe must have missed shooting god Sabrina Ionescu captivating the NBA's All-Star weekend by going toe to toe with Steph freaking Curry. [View this email in your browser]( Copyright © 2024 Splinter/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511) [unsubscribe](