Trump Agrees to Debate Biden Twice, God Help Us All

[Splinter]( May 15, 2024 [Trump Agrees to Debate Biden Twice, God Help Us All]( [Trump Agrees to Debate Biden Twice, God Help Us All]( We’re forced to go through this charade where an entire industry’s economic interests are tilted towards pretending this is some kind of hallowed and serious affair, when the headline out of it inevitably will wind up being something like “Trump defends the size of his dick again.” [Top 5 Commercials in the NBA Playoffs That Will Murder Me, Personally]( [Top 5 Commercials in the NBA Playoffs That Will Murder Me, Personally]( We're deep into the second round of the NBA Playoffs, which means every fan has now seen the same extremely limited set of commercials running on ESPN, TNT, and ABC approximately 45,000 times. These are the worst of them. [Maybe Inflation Isn’t That Bad?]( [Maybe Inflation Isn’t That Bad?]( The last three readings have all been a bit contradictory, and so it seems likely that inflation is not as bad as last month’s figures indicate, but also not as rosy as today's picture painted. [The Ten Likeliest Vice Presidents for Trump]( [The Ten Likeliest Vice Presidents for Trump]( The VP chase is in the news this week thanks to one collapsing clusterfuck of a candidate, and we are roughly two months away from the Republican convention. One would expect Trump to make his decision in the coming weeks. [View this email in your browser]( Copyright © 2024 Splinter/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511) [unsubscribe](