Shitcoins Are Worse Than Ever Now

[Splinter]( Apr 26, 2024 [Shitcoins Are Worse Than Ever Now]( [Shitcoins Are Worse Than Ever Now]( There is no value to the vast majority of shitcoins, no one uses them. That’s not even the point. The point is to say you bought a dogwifhat lottery ticket, and 2021 opened a portal to hell that Cumrocket was more than happy to blast through. [Remembering a Play: Boston Has the Toronto Maple Leafs Trapped in Hell]( [Remembering a Play: Boston Has the Toronto Maple Leafs Trapped in Hell]( The Leafs were up by three with fifteen minutes to play and by two with ninety seconds left and by fifty seconds left it was tied. Toronto had just come back from a 3-1 series deficit to force a Game 7 in Boston, and this is what they did with it. No wonder Canada drinks so much. [The Sun Is Finally Setting on Coal Power in the U.S.]( [The Sun Is Finally Setting on Coal Power in the U.S.]( In theory a coal plant could install carbon capture tech or reduce emissions by other means, but that remains an expensive and unproven concept that is almost guaranteed to play little role in propping up the dirtiest fossil fuel. Instead, the 200 or so still-operating coal plants will join the 300-plus that have already retired over the last couple of decades, consigned to the dustiest bin of history. [Do Not Wash Your Cybertruck]( [Do Not Wash Your Cybertruck]( Do not wash your Cybertruck in sunlight. Do not wash it in the dark either; wash only at the precise moment when daylight yields to dusk, the dark'ning sky sheathed in purples and fading golds. [Canada’s Cautionary Climate Tale]( [Canada’s Cautionary Climate Tale]( Canada is now the poster child of anti-climate backlash. If an election were held tomorrow, Trudeau would be obliterated by a guy who wants to rip up Canada’s entire environmental strategy and replace it with, seemingly, nothing. [The Rent is Too Damn High]( [The Rent is Too Damn High]( The Fed has said time and time again that they view high interest rates as one of their primary weapons to bring down inflation, but high interest rates make it more expensive to buy any kind of housing, and those high rates are making rent more expensive and driving inflation up, not down. [An Energy Transition Means You Have To Do It All]( [An Energy Transition Means You Have To Do It All]( Timelines for major infrastructure changes are a challenge, but lining them up is critical, especially when every extra year of emissions means that much longer until net-zero and that much bigger a climate change catastrophe. [Heaven Is Beating the Los Angeles Lakers at the Buzzer]( [Heaven Is Beating the Los Angeles Lakers at the Buzzer]( Watching your team beat the team that has owned you your entire life is one thing, but coming back from being down 20 points in the second half to beat them at the buzzer? I’m so deliriously happy I would genuinely drink LeBron and Anthony Davis's tears right now. [View this email in your browser]( Copyright © 2024 Splinter/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511) [unsubscribe](