I Was In A Sexless Marriage

Plus, My Husband Suggested I Get Liposuction [V2SM_ItsPersonal_Email_HeaderwLogo]( [0117South_agenc-Getty]( [I Was In A Sexless Marriage]( An eye-opener for me was talking to a friend who told me her husband hadn’t been in the mood to have sex with her for over a year. She felt worried, insecure, and obviously wasn’t as happy in the marriage as she was when they were having regular sex. Her self-esteem was damaged and she realized she didn’t want to be in a sexless marriage any longer. This was probably how my ex-husband was feeling and that didn’t make me feel good. [READ MORE]( ​​​ [0117ask-scary-mommy-Plastic-Surgery]( [My Husband Suggested I Get Liposuction]( Did you suggest that he have his head surgically removed from his ass? Because that’s where he’s clearly shoved it. [READ MORE]( [0117believe-in-sould-mates]( [You Might Think It’s Silly, But I Believe in Soulmates]( When you find a person that just feels so much like your missing piece, it feels ridiculous to give all the credit to pure chance or your own good judgment. [READ MORE]( [0117confessional-Fantasies]( [What We Want…In Bed (And Other Places)]( Okay Scary Mommies… you really do have some spicy fantasies. Well that’s what our confessional is for, and holy shit do you deliver. From dreaming of going down on your man in a movie theater… to dreaming of Peter Dinklage going down on you… it’s all there. And it’s NSFW, or children. Or Grandma. FROM THE CONFESSIONAL [quotemark] [Confession #23843889​​​​​​​]( I just had a huge, leg-shaking orgasm from a fantasy about Peter Dinklage going down on me. [#25765795]( "I have this constant fantasy of letting a bunch of gorgeous men run a train on me......oh well a girl can dream *sigh*" [#20066501]( "I have a fantasy watching a stranger (woman) giving DH a blowjob! He is so well endowed she would really enjoy it. IRL this will never happen but I think about it when we are fucking and it gets me off!!" [READ MORE CONFESSIONS]( [0117video]( [5 Facts About Your Labia]( [Subscribe to our YouTube]( channel for new Scary Mommy videos every week! [Email_Footer]( [FB]( [IG]( [Snap]( [Twitter]( [View this email in your browser]( You're receiving this because you signed up for the Scary Mommy newsletter at ScaryMommy.com, The Scary Mommy Shop or a special promotion. Some Spider Studios 20 W 22nd St Floor 3 New York, NY 10010-5858 Need to Marie Kondo your inbox? We get it. You can [manage your preferences]( and keep sparking joy. Copyright © 2021 Some Spider, All rights reserved.