Confessions #11: You’re Telling Us All About Your Crush

Don’t Worry, Your Secret’s Safe With Us --------------------------------------------------------------- [From The Confessional: You’re Telling Us All About Your Crush]( [From The Confessional: You’re Telling Us All About Your Crush]( We’ve all had crushes, and they’re perfectly normal. They remind us we are alive and can still feel things, even after a long day of kids beating us down with their snack demands and shitting through their swim diapers. Getting lost in a fantasy about Thor and his massive “hammer” isn’t the worst way to escape your life and forget about this pandemic and disaster that is our world right now. [READ MORE]( [IT DOESN'T HURT TO LOOK, RIGHT?]( [quotemark] [Confession #25788744]( Going to visit H's best friend next week. He was a groomsman at our wedding. I have a huge crush on him.... [#25789366]( "I have a huge crush on a woman I met online. I’ve been with my husband for 28 years, but I can’t stop thinking about her." [#25784588]( "Been having the best naughty thoughts about our tan,bearded,hot IT guy at work. Then the naughty thoughts evolve into wondering what he’s like as a boyfriend and idk if that makes it better or worse in my head lol" [READ CRUSH CONFESSIONS]( [PEOPLE ARE 'SO OBSESSED' WITH SOME RANDOM SH*T]( [quotemark] [Confession #25765103]( I'm obsessed with looking at wedding dresses and engagement rings. I've been married for 19 years. [#24858655]( "I'm currently obsessed with crime podcasts but it's making me sooooooo freaking paranoid. It's to the point that I'm thinking of buying some security cams and making a "In case I go missing" kit. Be rude, stand up for yourself, lock ur doors, stay safe!" [#25759079]( "I’ve become obsessed with YouTube videos of Midwest women cleaning and decorating their McMansions. It motivates me to clean my house, but I don’t like these Stepford women with their fake nails, lashes, and hair. So why do I want to watch?" [READ OBSESSION CONFESSIONS]( [PEOPLE IN MY LIFE ARE ANTI-MASKERS]( [quotemark] [Confession #25787066]( I'm in Florida. I want to harass all the non-masked folks I see. [#25781389]( "I swear to God, if my grandchild gets covid because they keep letting friends and relatives come over without masks, I'll fucking kill them!" [#25784835]( "Lady screamed at me for wearing a mask at the store. Am I bothering you by trying to keep my distance and wear my mask? No. Then shut up Karen. I'd break social distance to fight a bitch like that." [READ COVID CONFESSIONS]( --------------------------------------------------------------- What's on your mind, mama? Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us. The Confessional is completely anonymous. [See Confessional Rules](. [CONFESS]( [Facebook]( [Instagram]( [Snapchat]( [Twitter]( [View this email in your browser]( You're receiving this because you signed up for the Scary Mommy newsletter at ScaryMommy.com, The Scary Mommy Shop or a special promotion. Some Spider Studios 20 W 22nd St Floor 3 New York, NY 10010-5858 Need to Marie Kondo your inbox? We get it. You can [unsubscribe]( and keep sparking joy. Copyright © 2020 Some Spider, All rights reserved.