â¦and SBFâs day of reckoning J. Powell, probably: âWhy you so obsessed with me?â (Liu Jie/Getty Images) [Sponsored by]( Last Week's Market Moves Dow Jones 39,476 (+1.97%) S&P 500 5,234 (+2.29%) Nasdaq 16,429 (+2.85%) Bitcoin $62,862 (-9.56%) Dow Jones 39,476 (+1.97%) S&P 500 5,234 (+2.29%) Nasdaq 16,429 (+2.85%) Bitcoin $62,862 (-9.56%) Hey Snackers, The new âhi, Barbieâ: hi, Sim. Margot Robbieâs production company is set to [produce]( a movie based on âThe Sims,â the game where characters speak Simlish, the Grim Reaper is real, and missing pool ladders are extremely dangerous. Stocks hit record highs last week. The S&P 500 and the Dow had their best weekly gains of the year so far as investors welcomed Fed rate-cut comments. [Nvidia](âs AI conference (aka âAI Woodstockâ) boosted tech optimism, with the Nasdaq closing at a record on Friday. Btw... Do you want to start getting Snacks daily? Or prefer to unsubscribe? Manage your subscription preferences [here](. POWPOW [Fed officials expect three rate cuts this year, and markets are pre-popping champagne]( Fed up⦠with high interest rates. Rate cuts are investorsâ Roman Empire (always thinkinâ about âem). Last week the Fed kept its federal-funds rate target untouched at a range of 5.25% to 5.5% (FYI: the highest level in 20+ years). The federal-funds rate â the rate at which banks borrow and lend extra cash to each other overnight to meet their legal reserve requirement â isnât particularly sexy. But investors are obsessed with it. The Fedâs high rate has led to elevated interest rates on credit cards, bonds, mortgages, and savings accounts. It can also affect stocks. - Rates are headed south: Despite this monthâs hotter-than-expected inflation #s, last week most Fed officials maintained their forecast of three rate cuts this year.
- J. Powell conference > âLove is Blindâ reunion: Investors dissected every word of the Fed Chairâs Wednesday speech, hoping to glean when cuts will come. J. Pow said the Fed still needs more proof of inflationâs continuing decline in order to start trimming.
- Hot cut summer? After last weekâs comments from Fed officials, tradersâ bets on a June rate cut rose to odds of 75%, up from 50%. Why everyoneâs talkinâ rates⦠Low rates (which make borrowing cheaper) tend to stimulate the economy and investment. High rates have the opposite effect, which is exactly what the Fedâs trying to achieve now to cool inflation. In March 2020, the US central bank slashed rates to near zero to juice a pandemic-stalled economy. That, plus trillions in govât stimulus, worked well â perhaps too well (see: sky-high inflation). Then the Fed started hiking rates in 2022, and US stocks fell into a bear market for most of that year. Markets donât like high rates: - When rates rise, so do potential returns from lower-risk investments (think: US govât bonds, savings accounts). That makes riskier investments like stocks less attractive in comparison, and investors demand higher stock returns to justify the shift. THE TAKEAWAY Anticipation can be better than payoff⦠The stock market is forward-looking, and company valuations are tied to growth expectations. High rates arenât great for growth. Now that investors see cuts ahead, stocks have rallied on those expectations, with the S&P 500 notching its 20th record close of the year last week. Still, it could be a long time before the fed funds rate drops to prepandemic levels of around 2%. The Fed isnât expected to make major cuts this year. SPONSORED BY MODE MOBILE The Biggest Disruption To $martphones in 15 Yearsð¤³ð¼ ð Hereâs a novel concept⦠Turn your phone from a cost to an income source. [Enter Modeâs Pre-IPO Offering](: the latest in a series of impressive raises among smartphone innovators, likely spurred by Appleâs recent $3T valuation. ð¦ Beast Mode⦠Mode Mobile reported 32,481%* revenue growth rate from 2019 to 2022, landing them at #1 in software on the 2023 Deloitte Technology Fast 500 list. 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SBFâs sentencing could bring (some) closure as investors bask in crypto spring. Revenge cruise szn⦠[Carnival]( reports on Wednesday as more vacationers hit the high seas. One of the worldâs largest cruise companies, Carnival sailed past earnings and sales expectations in Q4 as scorching demand allowed it to raise prices. Last month [Norwegian Cruise]( reported its first profitable year since 2019, and [Royal Caribbean]( touted record annual bookings. Thanks to revenge travel and the rise of remote work, nearly 36M passengers will set sail this year, up from 31M last year. Carnivalâs expected to report double-digit sales growth. ZOOM OUT Stories weâre watching... Mifepristone takes the stand⦠The US Supreme Courtâs scheduled tomorrow to hear its first abortion-related case since it struck down Roe v. Wade. Up for debate: proposed restrictions on the abortion pill mifepristone, including that it only be prescribed in person. 63% of US abortions last year were through medication, often prescribed via telemedicine. [CVS]( and [Walgreens]( started supplying mifepristone this month in states where itâs legal. Related: the first daily OTC birth control pill went on sale last week, and experts think it may also face restrictions. The AI âBlueyâ grindset⦠[YouTube]( last week updated its AI disclosure rules, requiring genAI content to be labeled. The big exception: animation, leaving the (purportedly) lucrative hustle of AI-generated kidsâ cartoons free to grow undisclosed. YouTube holds a commanding lead over [Netflix]( for kidsâ content, and some parents worry their kids are consuming unvetted AI slop. YouTube isnât new to kidsâ content blindspots: a BBC investigation last year found 50+ kid-focused channels promoting pseudoscience, conspiracy theories, and other misinfo. 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- [Expat](: Last year, 120K millionaires moved countries (double the # from a decade ago). The US, home to 37% of millionaires, had the highest rate of alt-residence seekers as some sought to ease fears over political turmoil and wealth taxes. Snack Fact Of the Day Americans will place an estimated $2.7B in legal bets on March Madness tourneys [Read more]( This Week - Monday: Earnings expected from BuzzFeed
- Tuesday: Earnings expected from McCormick and GameStop
- Wednesday: Earnings expected from Carnival, Cintas, Paychex, Restoration Hardware, and Rumble
- Thursday: Sam Bankman-Friedâs sentencing. Major League Baseballâs Opening Day. Earnings expected from Hut 8, Planet Labs, and Walgreens
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