Overfishing and Beast from the East blamed for sea bird deaths

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Sport Update W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W6Q7wLL5tSZxFW30w_Lj8fsv4y0/5/f18dQhb0S1V273Vdc6TC4l53pDDlsW8w3Bmd3d8Fj5N1TLmwM8CdylW81snkZ4kXrCHN3zjbfGddBKXW5CKWrn6WffpqW2ck47y8NSSx-W8QN0hW1r0WG_W2W7kHp4qnlJ2W16W_jZ91t925W7z--PV6F_YGfW6F_Bs94tJn39W5W-sG38HbKVbW4h77Rq3hgpKbW1vB0603HS3MQW77MR6p1fK-VcW2rNw767gSH1_N74SQsnz8C54N1bNy_K645GqVbjl5H4ksbXbN5DTV1kY_DxxW7gHGDz4-pFVLV3cCLL7DpwTyW5GbrGw1GZNj7W4-DY0K83N8H8VcxVF88j0hFGMb1MNJ-Wr5mW5CttGS3Qw1FRVJRCLl755MH9W5PBm507Lxm51W8-Pw3l2JsM-2W89zG5Z1M2CJ4W1BSvxp9b6CNqN5N-gT__sZ1JW8Kd3Qv106GMQN8P7M0jxG0rMW5-dTtD8B7-ZfW6N_nW814GYcGW3sssB332tBm6W8fMJBZ3rGmr9N1X7V-lFZCZbW4drscL720j7SN8Pwps3v5ybbW71LV2y15j16FW3_ZyC-2_7Sj0W4gxJ5R6xslZyW8Lggbm3GVw_LN1fMx9GTxqt8W21dmrG11-7yHW6pG0XR99bbD5W5-ty7s9d7XfRVxSY729c9YpfW2jFyzB2XlTxvW4sG_RT2-FdvSW8SLqxk23SMFf102 [Arsene Wenger’s true value to Arsenal may only be clear when he goes](W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W86bGxf6QNPYyW1ySJxk48K9f10/5/f18dQhb0S1V273Vdc6TC4l53pDDlsW8w3Bmd3d8Fj5N1TLmwM8CdylW81snkZ4kXrCHN3zjbfGddBKXW5CKWrn6WffpqW2ck47y8NSSx-W8QN0hW1r0WG_W2W7kHp4qnlJ2W16W_jZ91t925W7z--PV6F_YGfW6F_Bs94tJn39W5W-sG38HbKVbW4h77Rq3hgpKbW1vB0603HS3MQW77MR6p1fK-VcW2rNw767gSH1_N74SQsnz8C54N1bNy_K645GqVbjl5H4ksbXbN5DTV1kY_DxxW7gHGDz4-pFVLV3cCLL7DpwTyW5GbrGw1GZNj7W4-DY0K83N8H8VcxVF88j0hFGMb1MNJ-Wr5mW5CttGS3Qw1FRVJRCLl755MH9W5PBm507Lxm51W8-Pw3l2JsM-2W89zG5Z1M2CJ4W1BSvxp9b6CNqN5N-gT__sZ1JW8Kd3Qv106GMQN8P7M0jxG0rMW5-dTtD8B7-ZfW6N_nW814GYcGW3sssB332tBm6W8fMJBZ3rGmr9N1X7V-lFZCZbW4drscL720j7SN8Pwps3v5ybbW71LV2y15j16FW3_ZyC-2_7Sj0W4gxJ5R6xslZyW8Lggbm3GVw_LN1fMx9GTxqt8W21dmrG11-7yHW6pG0XR99bbD5W5-ty7s9d7XfRVxSY729c9YpfW2jFyzB2XlTxvW4sG_RT2-GWpmW8SL74n3dN8-X102) Fasten your seatbelts Arsenal fans, this could get bumpy. We have arrived at the “careful-what-you-wish-for” moment. The smoke signals that told of Arsene Wenger’s leaving might also warn an uncertain future. W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W5k2YHG7r0lT-W274Vm680ZXHy0/5/f18dQhb0Smj39ctzqxW2t-R90511QLbW5sr2yz56zRrmW59hCkP57z_pGW5r8vy28yym7NW5yMlqc8sZ4PZW1qMTN78tzLt_VV7vTD8w2Ff1W5xcyrj8mGnBtW64byBt5vLZd9N8CtcS5QfyN3VV9Tcl4jtNKmW53b9zw4f3RRVW7XY-bv63lMydW5G1s533lL1pBW5y5jh-1rfXlzW1kRpb77ZbvHHW6cDM6s2txCZ0W4hS-5B1Q4gydW2F6g0B6fPbZVVNfj-q1nj43nMN01f-4LtzsW2xqTTr328h7yW3_lZX35mZjbqN31H380btRbHW3bLKZK2Vv3csW1G8Mxx1Bb4rMW6D_Bd51SfQs7W1VvXB54jqSPWW52bQ4w8P56hWW1wwh_K1Yts-4W7qqnwy6cPVrwW587HYQ1Jn5rpW1YY9Ct4nJLn1W1yMLfJ8Zwm2HW1t_RQJ7qGgGpW8RTgN07zQBgYW67zQ001VbC1rW7v3-6d2Wrzh1W8Xk_dL1LhGQpW7rrctP91g24RW6rgfDq2280qRN2rghbc6Y9ktTTrJk5xRWwBW3M6VqD3BKNqsW31lZKG1D8pzvW2qcmkF3kR9R4W1ny5pj48K_MfW6Gz22F6YBv88W1NtyLp6qFy0mW9jjD9T7_4KdMN26GNpRtJCL4V3_BXY5kfZSz111 [7 exciting jobs for football fans in Scotland](W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W4b9X7Y4sWm3-W2CTfWH49_gvH0/5/f18dQhb0Smj39ctzqxW2t-R90511QLbW5sr2yz56zRrmW59hCkP57z_pGW5r8vy28yym7NW5yMlqc8sZ4PZW1qMTN78tzLt_VV7vTD8w2Ff1W5xcyrj8mGnBtW64byBt5vLZd9N8CtcS5QfyN3VV9Tcl4jtNKmW53b9zw4f3RRVW7XY-bv63lMydW5G1s533lL1pBW5y5jh-1rfXlzW1kRpb77ZbvHHW6cDM6s2txCZ0W4hS-5B1Q4gydW2F6g0B6fPbZVVNfj-q1nj43nMN01f-4LtzsW2xqTTr328h7yW3_lZX35mZjbqN31H380btRbHW3bLKZK2Vv3csW1G8Mxx1Bb4rMW6D_Bd51SfQs7W1VvXB54jqSPWW52bQ4w8P56hWW1wwh_K1Yts-4W7qqnwy6cPVrwW587HYQ1Jn5rpW1YY9Ct4nJLn1W1yMLfJ8Zwm2HW1t_RQJ7qGgGpW8RTgN07zQBgYW67zQ001VbC1rW7v3-6d2Wrzh1W8Xk_dL1LhGQpW7rrctP91g24RW6rgfDq2280qRN2rghbc6Y9ktTTrJk5xRWwBW3M6VqD3BKNqsW31lZKG1D8pzvW2qcmkF3kR9R4W1ny5pj48K_MfW6Gz22F6YBv88W1NtyLp6qFy0mW9jjD9T7_4KdMN26GNpRvbf5nV3_BWs6MZ6J2111) Making a living as a professional footballer may be an unattainable dream for most of us, but that doesn't mean you should rule out a career in football. Take a look at these seven job vacancies in the Scottish game. W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W7mqKYz5HdTt2W5K6CHq4tvG0q0/5/f18dQhb0S1Wc2WHPHWN12P8fNXm97VW4V1f3q6sk8-KN1m5N-Yk77hFW7_KXw73P6Tn4W8ZbHR11YsbhvW6XBR2C8L3M2xW74jPpM79_bTxW7cKccb4mWQ4bW4ZGqvW8vfYktW2jPkM-4Fltw_W4DkP-_692ZmgW30DnTF6b6BmfW4X7-1S2BV1lvW5L0h6-7sY0X7W7CjgnX5C1-LzW1BZswG3Hp1ntW491plC3WC9jHVC08DS1pgcNgW2Rr1962FlzJfMD9lbn-BWsqW3gRrQW6cQjJvW3BBwT45T3R02W1PmYzk4j9hL5W1DV4vB5l66pdW8LVbfR6tHX8cW6gXCzS4Lq5KfN22Ss6YtJ_-5W1Fvb1_3GD9X5W60HfFb5C4x4tW15lv_34sL8j2VFJvKX8tCzvtW2VX4-07yy90FW5kj8gL1ns3CxW2xYwqm3kf8vcW6RrJjX6McMywW55lG7W5lP_rBW8wJxkk6Xn7XBW7L7c3c89Kh_NW8KZnB_2g3C-BVC6DKp7xbH17W65CKkQ832QlPW7DJw0t78mncXW5NyTDq8SZB5YW4wWRMT7BDhT8W6r_3Qj4phQhKW6Gg8VP5X2GdbW49gGrN7j_mTcW11W9nT580LvqW2WCq_g4c4G7sW1JL_lB8yt9GNW6pW9DC5tMg1XW9k6WQH90-M9LW9gRrxw3tbtn8W3n8ZkZ2QV9Ssf4Y9Cfd11 [Ryan Sidebottom, ex-Yorkshire and England bowler, signs for Grange](W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W7lymq4113261W8nbjpL2spyRX0/5/f18dQhb0S1Wc2WHPHWN12P8fNXm97VW4V1f3q6sk8-KN1m5N-Yk77hFW7_KXw73P6Tn4W8ZbHR11YsbhvW6XBR2C8L3M2xW74jPpM79_bTxW7cKccb4mWQ4bW4ZGqvW8vfYktW2jPkM-4Fltw_W4DkP-_692ZmgW30DnTF6b6BmfW4X7-1S2BV1lvW5L0h6-7sY0X7W7CjgnX5C1-LzW1BZswG3Hp1ntW491plC3WC9jHVC08DS1pgcNgW2Rr1962FlzJfMD9lbn-BWsqW3gRrQW6cQjJvW3BBwT45T3R02W1PmYzk4j9hL5W1DV4vB5l66pdW8LVbfR6tHX8cW6gXCzS4Lq5KfN22Ss6YtJ_-5W1Fvb1_3GD9X5W60HfFb5C4x4tW15lv_34sL8j2VFJvKX8tCzvtW2VX4-07yy90FW5kj8gL1ns3CxW2xYwqm3kf8vcW6RrJjX6McMywW55lG7W5lP_rBW8wJxkk6Xn7XBW7L7c3c89Kh_NW8KZnB_2g3C-BVC6DKp7xbH17W65CKkQ832QlPW7DJw0t78mncXW5NyTDq8SZB5YW4wWRMT7BDhT8W6r_3Qj4phQhKW6Gg8VP5X2GdbW49gGrN7j_mTcW11W9nT580LvqW2WCq_g4c4G7sW1JL_lB8yt9GNW6pW9DC5tMg1XW9k6WQH90-M9LW9gRrxw3tbtn8W3n8ZqJ2QV9Pbf6ql3_s11) GRANGE have pulled off a stunning pre-season signing coup by snapping up ex-England star Ryan Sidebottom. And finally... W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*VK3W7J1Pwtg0W3qB5Rc4sB0rk0/5/f18dQhb0S1V22S0ghgTCbk64hm7WSW5W_qT84NB5rfN3-nmjhTnRjvW5SYJYg6QKC8cW5y2zd67nbKSKW5Kn_m55-T0TyVDsGyp8NSSygW8btt4W9kp2wDW2vy19K8vfYktW5f3T2Z7hCjDDW7KhNxk9jZyTPW4xGs8J6sZYHMW7NF-VR3JkDL_W53zbx71ZX1lYW4tMLf2694kqjW32672N7zcxyQM-TjHXr1RzRW17ZSRq9fSlSmW23_-1t4JjZ6tW8lT1zt71FbYnW1HRBRx5wW8P0Vm_NYM1V6MpKW2cYfV65K84BtW5bHJKS3vdrC4V6HTw41ZtSNcW5yzSyd2RW6JcW8C2JtS8fKHWfW4zlyw35rrRPhW3H0vn146q1XRW7wzFYg3yLdlMW2Py61z8wYrYtW7mWskn2fsYyyW3JFbjl4xG5nhW54Gw7F5tvvZnW13GzZn2NVpTMVvM4t_6K6MnnW8_jjxJ4f_lymW2sYQDg6LhNm8W98w_fm8KJzLbW6BmLkH6F2Q4sW7Y7gyh3b4QWlW2xpDTl5-5sb3W2H3sBD3Nl-LTVrTLpC1b0slYW6K0ql93qH0vLW4F1h1p1-L4yYW6vyBQC7yTBNDW4f24f66vJySHVp5Zl05d6xgnVj9Yhm3RzG57W4D7Gft6G_2NGW7LQ0ry6-lH81W9gbWvf9j_qfXW3v9CfN3gYYyLW9f62yJ1CGDYfW3JXT2N9lzxKsf18SH8M03 [Chapter One of Memento Mori, by Muriel Spark, with an introduction by Zoë Strachan](W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W4Lp5q37HP8KhW1BvdD16Rt6Zm0/5/f18dQhb0S1V22S0ghgTCbk64hm7WSW5W_qT84NB5rfN3-nmjhTnRjvW5SYJYg6QKC8cW5y2zd67nbKSKW5Kn_m55-T0TyVDsGyp8NSSygW8btt4W9kp2wDW2vy19K8vfYktW5f3T2Z7hCjDDW7KhNxk9jZyTPW4xGs8J6sZYHMW7NF-VR3JkDL_W53zbx71ZX1lYW4tMLf2694kqjW32672N7zcxyQM-TjHXr1RzRW17ZSRq9fSlSmW23_-1t4JjZ6tW8lT1zt71FbYnW1HRBRx5wW8P0Vm_NYM1V6MpKW2cYfV65K84BtW5bHJKS3vdrC4V6HTw41ZtSNcW5yzSyd2RW6JcW8C2JtS8fKHWfW4zlyw35rrRPhW3H0vn146q1XRW7wzFYg3yLdlMW2Py61z8wYrYtW7mWskn2fsYyyW3JFbjl4xG5nhW54Gw7F5tvvZnW13GzZn2NVpTMVvM4t_6K6MnnW8_jjxJ4f_lymW2sYQDg6LhNm8W98w_fm8KJzLbW6BmLkH6F2Q4sW7Y7gyh3b4QWlW2xpDTl5-5sb3W2H3sBD3Nl-LTVrTLpC1b0slYW6K0ql93qH0vLW4F1h1p1-L4yYW6vyBQC7yTBNDW4f24f66vJySHVp5Zl05d6xgnVj9Yhm3RzG57W4D7Gft6G_2NGW7LQ0ry6-lH81W9gbWvf9j_qfXW3v9CfN3gYYyLW9f62yJ1CGDYfW4hvC5L9kclBYf1gNjHj03) One of the many delights of a Muriel Spark novel is the way in which the ground shifts so delicately under the reader’s feet. Memento Mori begins as a mystery: who is victimizing elderly people by making anonymous phone calls suggesting that they remember they must die? A detective is consulted, and duly tries to identify the culprit; or culprits, as there is little consensus on precisely what kind of voice is at the end of the line. In a sense the novel fulfils the criteria of a whodunit, but the answer to the mystery of the phone calls turns out to be the most obvious, if least expected one. As another of Spark’s characters, the Abbess of Crewe, states, scenarios “need not be plausible, only hypnotic, like all good art”. Reading the novel, we might think of the memento mori gravestones of the seventeenth century and their elegantly carved reminders that death does not care how rich, celebrated or healthy we are. He – or she – will come for us all one day, and so we ought to recognise that the wormy clay awaits. In an interview to mark the publication of the book in 1959, Spark said: “The prospect of death is what gives life the whole of its piquancy. Life would be so much more pointless if there were no feeling that it must end.”Her first lesson in mortality came early. When Spark was around nine years old, her grandmother Adelaide came to live in Edinburgh and was installed in Spark’s own bedroom. Adelaide’s past was somewhat mysterious, but she was feisty and fun. A former suffragette and an excellent storyteller, she styled herself as a “Gentile Jewess”, an identity Spark would later claim, as well as using it in the title of one of her most famous short stories. After a couple of years, two strokes and a cerebral haemorrhage, Adelaide required care. The young Muriel helped provide it, realising in the process how vulnerable old people can be, as well as how fascinating she found both Adelaide’s aphasic peregrinations of memory and language and the implication that the Grim Reaper might be just around the corner. In her memoir, Curriculum Vitae, Spark notes that “my experiences in minding and watching my grandmother formed a starting-point for my future novel, Memento Mori, in which the characters are all elderly people”. John Masefield once told her that “all experience is good for an artist”, and she was always refreshingly pragmatic about the matter of life offering up material. Little surprise that readers tend to find particular fictions, “The Gentile Jewesses” amongst them, more amenable to an autobiographical reading than the ostensible autobiography.A novel peopled by well-to-do elderly folk and set in the 1950s cannot help but have a veneer of cosiness. Many of Spark’s novels written or set in this period do, whether she is writing about girls of slender means, genteel proponents of autobiography, plump publishing assistants, or eccentric old ladies and their one-time companion maids. Veneer it is though, and what lies under the grain in Memento Mori is what matters. Jean Taylor, former maid to the once-famous novelist Charmian Colston (née Piper) and now incarcerated with eleven other “(aged people, female)” in the Maud Long Medical Ward, says to a visitor that “Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are going or gone and we survive amongst the dead and dying as on a battlefield.”Few members of the coterie of characters centring on Jean and eighty-five-year-old Charmian are so clear-sighted. The ability to acknowledge one’s own mortality without dismay is reserved for those who are Catholic; both women are, like Spark herself, converts. When, at the beginning of the novel, Charmian’s eighty-seven-year-old husband Godfrey hears that his sister Lettie has once more been victimised by the anonymous caller exhorting her to “Remember you must die”, he surmises: “He must be a maniac.” Dame Lettie herself considers it “a great pity that flogging has been abolished”. Godfrey is much concerned with “faculties” and their retention, and scornful of his wife’s erratically failing memory. Always “perfectly sensible” when discussing her books, Charmian retains her novelist’s insight. She realises that her dementia has been the excuse Godfrey needed to take his revenge: “It was an instinctive reaction to the years of being a talented, celebrated woman’s husband, knowing himself to be reaping continually in her a harvest which he had not sown.” As interest in her novels revives, Charmian’s brain sharpens and her physical health improves. “Godfrey, after all, was not a clever man,” she muses, while plotting her escape from her husband and his bullying new housekeeper, Mrs Pettigrew, who wish to exert upon her “a firm hand”. Trust and betrayal are key themes here, as they would be in The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, published just two years later. - Zoe Strachan [See all the day's news here](W6FW07t16Yk0SV6tp5N3QpYYS0/*W1l098h3SdstDVlGFNj3T4TcK0/5/f18dQhb0Sq5B8YHrG2W2t-R90511QLbW5sr2yz56zRrmW59hCkP56xnYNW5r8vwP3mm44rW5y5Lkw1sLJxWW8s4pCp1nPLDMW81gM8-7d-tJnVQJ99n8tsM4xN60Wpy78q5GvW5Dk60d5mfh5DVm1nXn4R6kKYW567bYV5lKvt_W5420y54L8V-zVp8LJh5D8zFFW6bVylv1TcntwW1njMtB6H5KWVW7_P6JS52YlfxW3_8mpl9fgwMTW4fd8dZ6W1d3tW7HYDyX3mMqz7W2Pc_481BjJ_kW4bvvyR1SM5nrW58C8hN6fKY5fVtrdSq6zMxrGW3nD9t98k5zQCW6gt0Mc2t8Z9PW1HlKBD7Mb0qzW2SnnRn7rr06kW1R-Qm-7KX2xSV7PTdG7pc2m0W8VrbNL74TXp0W758Zzm6XnZJFW1hpy6T7lbVPSW5LG9q053NYtcW4PLwTV7pKw3dW5_Wykz5_WkTVW1wgTnp2bPlG8N751NZqK5VNTW1Ngx1c51blDwW4n8Gkd4X9kCPW1PNgnj7Kh94LW7wzPH51nqmHPW2hLMt94L1MmLF4JXQH_NNZMf1XsCZg03) You received this email because you are subscribed to newsletters from The Scotsman. 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