I Wanna Be A Man On Thanksgiving

Like it or not, the holidays are here. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ Nov. 1, 2023 SERIOUSLY!?!? [I Wanna Be A Man On Thanksgiving]( Because I am a troll, the first thing I did this morning — after dragging my still-exhausted child out of bed — was text some friends: “Merry Christmas!” (Listen, [Mariah Carey says so]( I’m just the messenger.) But we’d be remiss to skip over Thanksgiving entirely, and so today, Samm Davidson is kicking off our sleigh ride into the holiday season with a piece about her wishes for the biggest meal of the year. Specifically, she’d like to live Thanksgiving like a man. She sets the scene: “My mother’s hustling around the kitchen, dicing carrots and stirring gravy. She checks on the turkey before adding the finishing touches to the stuffing. I’m setting the table while my sister-in-law is cutting up limes and washing cranberries for a seasonal cocktail. We all chat and laugh as we work, but make no mistake, it’s a big undertaking, as I bet you know. But who is missing from all the planning and execution action, you ask? The men.” I hate to say it, but this one will probably have you nodding along. Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor [Read More ⮕]( Latest [Don’t Post Security Camera Footage Of Kids Misbehaving On Halloween. It’s Weird.]( So, they kicked over your pumpkins? They're still minors. [Read More.]( I'M SHOOKETH [Rewatching Double, Double, Toil & Trouble As A Parent Makes It Crystal Clear Who The *Real* Villain Is]( Spoiler alert: It’s not the evil aunt/witch. [Read More.]( HALLOWEEN'S OFFICIALLY OVER [Mariah Carey Officially Announced The Start Of The Holiday Season]( And her video welcoming #mariahSZN is even more hilarious this year. [Read More.]( Featured Presented by SuperMouth [Unlock A 20% Discount On SuperMouth: The Ultimate Kids' Oral Care System]( Getting kids to brush can be a battle — even for dentists. That’s why a group of dentists founded [SuperMouth]( a FUN mouthcare system designed just for kids’ developing mouths. This [age-based system]( covers every stage, from infancy to the teenage years, and transforms oral care into a super fun experience so your kids will develop [healthy oral care habits]( for life. Best of all, for a limited time, use code [SMNA20OFF]( to get an exclusive 20% discount at SuperMouth.com! [Shop Now ⮕]( What Mommy Wants Supermouth [Bristles the Brushineer Caddy]( $29.99 [shop now ⮕]( SuperMouth [Turbo Twins Sonic Mouthbrush]( $29.99 [shop now ⮕]( supermouth [Glow Globe Toothbrush]( $29.99 [shop now ⮕]( supermouth [Musical Sonic Toothbrush]( $29.99 [shop now ⮕]( Featured scary mommy book club [November Book Club Announcement: The Wonder State, by Sara Flannery Murphy]( Welcome to Eternal Springs, Arkansas, a small Ozarks town where everyone knows everyone else and leaving town for better things is mostly a dream. The discovery of a strange book, however, gives five teenage friends a chance at something bigger, if they can only figure out the mystery — but in the end, it only leads to disaster. Fast-forward 15 years and everyone is living their own lives as adults and trying to forget their strange small-town past. But when one friend calls them back to town urgently, they have to answer because of their oath. And finish what they started. This book begins with a set-up I’ve read plenty of times before: a group of adults finally facing a big event in their past that has affected all of them (think IT by Stephen King, for example). But after that, The Wonder State quickly presented me with one of the coolest premises and plots that I had read in a long time, and one that really set my imagination spinning (I won’t give it away). I sped through it, and since then, I’ve been thinking about it a good deal – always the sign of a great book. Get cuddled up in your blankets and heat up your warm beverage of choice, this one is worth it. Sarah Aswell, Senior Editor [Read More ⮕]( What We’re Reading ⮕ [Meet The Gentle Parenting Dropouts]( ⮕ [Are Your Kids Ready For A Grown-Up Horror Movie? Try This '80s Classic]( ⮕ [My Husband Took Over One Specific Household Task. It’s Made Our Marriage So Much Better.]( Follow us on: [Want to Advertise With Us? Get in Touch.]( You're receiving this email because you signed up to receive communications from BDG Media. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely [unsubscribe](. Or to manage preferences click [here]( BDG Media, Inc. · 315 Park Ave. South · New York, NY 10010 · USA Copyright 2023 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.