From The Confessional: ‘I Farted During Sex’

It happens! [Scary Mommy](%2F%2Fscarymommy.com%2F%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/1/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/GR9ZpyEcolyjv-aY-wJF_RVjnR4=298) Dec 01, 2022 %2F%2Fwww.scarymommy.com%2Flifestyle%2Ffrom-the-confessional-sex%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/1/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/CEyNQiUNkXX9fFPTqmYrfcQUVfA=298 [From The Confessional: ‘I Farted During Sex’](%2F%2Fwww.scarymommy.com%2Flifestyle%2Ffrom-the-confessional-sex%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/2/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/xFAjulDZw5Sva2fZwJhYUTITlWU=298) The theme for today’s roundup from the Scary Mommy Confessional: sex. And boy, is it a journey. I’ll just give you the tiniest sample: “My 97 year old great grandmother gives me the best sex advice to satisfy my husband, I'm gonna be really sad when she's gone.” Disappointed that this poster didn’t give us any specifics! You’ve gotta read the whole thing. If you want to anonymously confess, please tell all through the link [here](%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fforms%2Fd%2F1UeCr7zugR3XkXq7l_rUyDDzg8uHwhHsbYem26FUhCo0%2Fedit%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/1/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/kbbjHF-SsUCKO4Y-MMKDum4Jr8E=298). 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And if this is your great grandma… we want details! Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor [READ MORE](%2F%2Fwww.scarymommy.com%2Flifestyle%2Ffrom-the-confessional-sex%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/3/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/51Gl8yTQGeUXDIPZ-F6wzcaPQ38=298) [Latest] [Latest] %2F%2Fwww.scarymommy.com%2Fparenting%2Fdad-wants-to-sleep-on-weekend-mornings-reddit-aita%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/1/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/1Ouf8D7cp8tj8WYJmw1qt1-s7lQ=298 YEAH, YOU'RE THE A-HOLE [A Dad Wants Weekend Mornings Off From His Baby Even Though It’s Literally His Wife’s Only Time To Sleep](%2F%2Fwww.scarymommy.com%2Fparenting%2Fdad-wants-to-sleep-on-weekend-mornings-reddit-aita%3Futm_campaign=48555%26utm_medium=scaryMommyDailyV2%26utm_source=newsletter%26utm_session=33bffe7e-9403-4594-a37e-5a45d2b75c10/2/01000184cef44310-518fd26c-7f6e-4299-95b1-f3b99aaaec09-000000/UGFnjALRL0_N9B0pCmCtW6F5v3s=298) Immediately no, my man. 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