If that sounds good in theory, it's not: Less accurate and slower results â a bad fix to a nonexistent problem [View in browser](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0Q2aHR0cHM6Ly9yZWFkLmxldHRlcmhlYWQuZW1haWwvY3Jhc2gtY291cnNlL2xldHRlci81Nzc3VwNzcGNCCmNPSrZbYx2RiV1SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg1QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAAKA~~) Your daily update from [Salon](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0QWaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~). (Megan Varner/Getty Images) New Republican effort to feed "distrust of elections": They want to hand-count all ballots In what election experts call the latest effort to stoke widespread doubt about election security and the accuracy of vote-counting, Republicans in many rural counties are pushing to hand-count ballots in the upcoming midterms, despite no evidence of widespread fraud or voting machine irregularities. Hand-counting is far less accurate than machine counting, experts say, and is likely to create errors and delay results by hours, days or even weeks. In at least six states, Republican lawmakers have introduced legislation this year that would require hand-counting of all ballots instead of electronic tabulation. None of those bills have passed so far, but similar proposals have gained traction in some county and local governments. [Read the rest from Areeba Shah.](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RuaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvbmV3LWVmZm9ydC10by1mZWVkLWRpc3RydXN0LW9mLWVsZWN0aW9ucy10aGV5LXdhbnQtdG8taGFuZC1jb3VudC1hbGwtYmFsbG90cy9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) (Photo illustration by Salon/Getty Images) Elon Musk has officially dubbed himself "Chief Twit" In early July, [Elon Musk](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RdaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMDcvMDgvZWxvbi1tdXNrcy1kZWNpc2lvbi10by1iYWNrLW91dC1vZi10d2l0dGVyLWRlYWwtbWF5LWxlYWQtdG8vVwNzcGNCCmNPSrZbYx2RiV1SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg1QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAAKA~~) filed a letter declaring his decision to back out of purchasing Twitter, reneging on a $44 billion deal that was months in the works, but a lot has changed between then and now. After a visit to Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco on Wednesday, and an official bio change reflecting his newly self-given title of "Chief Twit," the keys to the platform are all but in Musk's pocket. [Read the rest from Kelly McClure.](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RUaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvZWxvbi1tdXNrLWhhcy1vZmZpY2lhbGx5LWR1YmJlZC1oaW1zZWxmLWNoaWVmLXR3aXQvVwNzcGNCCmNPSrZbYx2RiV1SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg1QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAAKA~~) - 16 unique ways to use [apple pie filling](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RYaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvMTYtdW5pcXVlLXdheXMtdG8tdXNlLWFwcGxlLXBpZS1maWxsaW5nLXRoYXQtYXJlbnQtcGllL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) (that aren't pie)
- ["American Horror Story: NYC"](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RNaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvYW1lcmljYW4taG9ycm9yLXN0b3J5LW55Yy1yZWNhcC1lcGlzb2RlLTMtNC9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) has a too many villains problem
- Why ["Red Table Talk"](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RVaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvcmVkLXRhYmxlLXRhbGstc2hvdy1vcHJhaC1qYWRhLXBpbmtldHQtd2lsbG93LXNtaXRoL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) is the closest inheritor to Oprah's mantle as TV's great celebrity confessional
- [Greene](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RuaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvZ3JlZW5lLXRocmVhdGVucy1pbnZlc3RpZ2F0aW9ucy1pbnRvLWNvbXBhbmllcy10aGF0LWN1dC1vZmYtYWZ0ZXItamFuLTYtcmlvdC9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) threatens GOP "investigations" into companies that cut off Republicans after Jan. 6 riot
- As [Crocs](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RuaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvYXMtY3JvY3MtdHVybi0yMC1oZXJlcy1hLWxvb2stYmFjay1hdC1ob3ctdGhleS1iZWNhbWUtYS1iZWxvdmVkLWtpdGNoZW4tc2hvdy9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) turn 20, here's a look back at how they became a beloved kitchen shoe
- A [bizarre star](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0R5aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvYS1iaXphcnJlLXN0YXItaXMtZWl0aGVyLXRoZS1saWdodGVzdC1uZXV0cm9uLXN0YXItZXZlci1mb3VuZC1vci1zb21ldGhpbmctZXZlbi13ZWlyZGVyL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) is either the lightest neutron star ever found, or something even weirder
- Judge may unseal secret court docs showing [Trumpâs attempts to block aides from testifying](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0R2aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvbWF5LXVuc2VhbC1zZWNyZXQtZG9jcy1zaG93aW5nLXRydW1wcy1hdHRlbXB0cy10by1ibG9jay1haWRlcy1mcm9tLXRlc3RpZnlpbmctcmVwb3J0L1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~): report
- A study of [dog parenting techniques](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0Q6aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvZG9nLXBhcmVudGluZy10ZWNobmlxdWVzL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) has a definitive answer on how to make Fido the very best boy
- NeverTrumper [Rick Wilson](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0R2aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvbmV2ZXJ0cnVtcGVyLXJpY2std2lsc29uLW9uLXRoZS1taWR0ZXJtcy1kZW1vY3JhdHMtYXJlLWFib3V0LXRvLXBheS1hLXRlcnJpYmxlLXByaWNlL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) on the midterms: "Democrats are about to pay a terrible price"
- The [3 biggest lies Republicans use](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RlaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvdGhlLTMtYmlnZ2VzdC1saWVzLXVzZS10by1hdm9pZC1hZG1pdHRpbmctdGhleS1wbGFuLXRvLWJhbi1hYm9ydGlvbi9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) to avoid admitting they plan to ban abortion
- Stop worrying and love the bomb: [Proxy war with Russia](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RtaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvc3RvcC13b3JyeWluZy1hbmQtbG92ZS10aGUtYm9tYi1vdXItcHJveHktd2l0aC1pcy1zbGlkaW5nLXRvd2FyZC1hcG9jYWx5cHNlL1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) is sliding toward apocalypse
- [Mike Pence](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RuaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvbWlrZS1wZW5jZS1zYXlzLWFtZXJpY2Fucy1kb250LWhhdmUtYS1yaWdodC10by1mcmVlZG9tLWZyb20tcmVsaWdpb25fcGFydG5lci9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) says Americans don't have a right to freedom from religion Not a subscriber yet? [Sign up](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RVaHR0cHM6Ly9zYWxvbi51czgubGlzdC1tYW5hZ2UuY29tL3N1YnNjcmliZT91PTcxY2IzZThhNmU5NjM5YzgxMDIzY2Q0MjcmaWQ9NWRlZGEyYWFhN1cDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) to receive Crash Course. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images) With America poised on the knife's edge, Joe Biden's silence isn't helping "What the world needs is a little hope," I was told as I walked down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House Monday morning. The bearded young gentleman telling me this was a marijuana protester. Dozens of protesters had gathered near 17th and Pennsylvania, just a block from the White House. Shutting down traffic, they were dancing and chanting, apparently intent on getting themselves arrested. A police officer I spoke with about them simply grinned: "They're very peaceful." He expected no arrests. Bummer, man. They so wanted some ink. I've covered many a protest outside the White House, but none as gentle-spirited as those happy, mellow few who blocked traffic with a 20-foot-long replica of a spliff and brought smiles â even to the faces of Secret Service agents who had them under their watchful eyes. [Read the rest from Brian Karem.](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RoaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvd2l0aC1hbWVyaWNhLXBvaXNlZC1vbi10aGUta25pZmVzLWVkZ2Utam9lLWJpZGVucy1zaWxlbmNlLWlzbnQtaGVscGluZy9XA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) - "Russia to ban sharing LGBT 'propaganda' with adults as well as children," [BBC](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0QyaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmJjLmNvbS9uZXdzL3dvcmxkLWV1cm9wZS02MzQxMDEyNy5hbXBXA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo)
- "Uvalde families slam Texas DPS chief, call for his resignation at public safety meeting," [ABC News](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RcaHR0cHM6Ly9hYmNuZXdzLmdvLmNvbS9VUy90ZXhhcy1kcHMtY2hpZWYtc3RldmVuLW1jY3Jhdy1naXZlLXVwZGF0ZS11dmFsZGUvc3Rvcnk_aWQ9OTE4ODMxMjVXA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo)
- "Harvey Weinstein trial: witness breaks down as defense digs into lack of proof," [The Guardian](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0RsaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cudGhlZ3VhcmRpYW4uY29tL3VzLW5ld3MvMjAyMi9vY3QvMjYvaGFydmV5LXdlaW5zdGVpbi10cmlhbC13aXRuZXNzLWJyZWFrcy1kb3duLWRlZmVuc2UtcXVlc3Rpb25zVwNzcGNCCmNPSrZbYx2RiV1SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg1QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAAKA~~)
- "SNL" star Chris Redd sucker-punched," [Page Six](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0T1aHR0cHM6Ly9wYWdlc2l4LmNvbS8yMDIyLzEwLzI3L3NubC1zdGFyLWNocmlzLXJlZGQtc3Vja2VyLXB1bmNoZWQtb3V0c2lkZS1jb21lZHktY2x1Yi8_X2dsPTEqMW94aXEybSpfZ2EqT1RreU56UXdPUzR4TmpRMU9ERXlPRFE0Kl9nYV8wRFo3TEhGNVBaKk1UWTJOamt4TlRrNE5TNDBOaTR3TGpFMk5qWTVNVFU1T0RVdU1DNHdMakEuJl9nYT0yLjkyMDA4Nzk0LjExMTM2Mzg3OTguMTY2NDgxNjExOC05OTI3NDA5LjE2NDU4MTI4NDhXA3NwY0IKY09KtltjHZGJXVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODVAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAAAo) (Vladimir Vladimirov/Getty Images) States opting out of a federal program that tracks teen behavior as youth mental health worsens As the covid-19 pandemic worsened a mental health [crisis among America's young people](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0SUaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaGhzLmdvdi9hYm91dC9uZXdzLzIwMjEvMTIvMDcvdXMtc3VyZ2Vvbi1nZW5lcmFsLWlzc3Vlcy1hZHZpc29yeS1vbi15b3V0aC1tZW50YWwtaGVhbHRoLWNyaXNpcy1mdXJ0aGVyLWV4cG9zZWQtYnktY292aWQtMTktcGFuZGVtaWMuaHRtbFcDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~), a small group of states quietly withdrew from the nation's largest public effort to track concerning behaviors in high school students. Colorado, Florida, and Idaho will not participate in a key part of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's [Youth Risk Behavior surveys](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0Q3aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY2RjLmdvdi9oZWFsdGh5eW91dGgvZGF0YS95cmJzL292ZXJ2aWV3Lmh0bVcDc3BjQgpjT0q2W2MdkYldUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW44NUBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAAACg~) that reaches more than 80,000 students. Over the past 30 years, the state-level surveys, conducted anonymously during each odd-numbered year, have helped elucidate the mental health stressors and safety risks for high school students. Each state has its own rationale for opting out, but their withdrawal â when suicides and feelings of hopelessness are up â has caught the attention of school psychologists and federal and state health officials. [Read the rest from Daniel Chang.](~/AASU4wA~/RgRlPjtKP0SBaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2Fsb24uY29tLzIwMjIvMTAvMjcvc3RhdGVzLW9wdGluZy1vdXQtb2YtYS1wcm9ncmFtLXRoYXQtdHJhY2tzLXRlZW4tYmVoYXZpb3ItYXMteW91dGgtbWVudGFsLWhlYWx0aC13b3JzZW5zX3BhcnRuZXIvVwNzcGNCCmNPSrZbYx2RiV1SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg1QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAAKA~~) Have a tip for Salon? Feedback on this newsletter? [Let us know](mailto:brett.bachman@salon.com). Our mailing address:
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