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$29,230 (+0.23%) Hey Snackers, Linda, once a staggeringly popular name (1 in every 18 girls born in the US in 1947), has [fallen]( off hard, ranking 807th last year. The L.I.N.D.A. Club, made up entirely of Lindas, recently held its 35th convention. On the agenda: recruit younger Lindas. Stocks fell yesterday, a day after the S&P 500 posted its biggest loss since April. The index ended July up ~20% on the year, leaving investors worried that a pullback could be ahead. After the close, [Amazon]( crushed earnings expectations and [Apple]( beat soft forecasts. GhostStory MrBeast sues the ghost kitchen making his MrBeast Burger as the ghost concept struggles Ghosting ghost kitchens⦠No. 1 YouTuber Jimmy âMrBeastâ Donaldson [is suing]( Virtual Dining Concepts after fans who ordered MrBeast Burgers prepped by the companyâs ghost kitchens reportedly called them ârevoltingâ and âinedible.â Refresher: ghost kitchens prep food for delivery and pick-up. MrBeast Burger reviews have been mixed since it launched to mass hype less than three years ago because of quality-control issues. Now MrBeast wants to break his contract with VDC and shut down his burger biz. - Response: VDC says the suit is âriddled with false statements and inaccuraciesâ â and that it plans to keep selling MrBeast Burgers. - Not the first: Other celeb-backed ghost-kitchen endeavors have been criticized for selling subpar foods, including Tygaâs and David Changâs. Ghost food struggles with transparency⦠ironically. A single kitchen can operate several restaurants, and all that multitasking can make it hard to maintain quality control and enforce health and safety codes. Ghost kitchens exist in a regulatory gray area (since theyâre not traditional restos), and while officials hash out new policies for the biz model, problems are stacking up: - CloudKitchens (created by [Uber]( founder) lost numerous restaurant partners last year after an Insider report said many of its kitchens didnât have basic sanitary features, including working sinks. - Reef Technology is pivoting to selling its software after some of its mobile kitchens (trailers) racked up health and safety infractions, including leaking sewage and explosions. THE TAKEAWAY Food canât scale like tech⦠Ghost-kitchen startups were hailed as dining disruptors and scored huge investment rounds during the pandemic (when everyone was ordering pad thai 2X a week). But the companies mayâve used that $$ to open too many locations too fast, sacrificing quality and safety. SHADE Metaâs Ray-Ban smart glasses see little use as owners leave face wearables in the drawer Stop trying to make face happen⦠The results are in, and [Meta]( got vision problems. According to company docs [scored]( by The Wall Street Journal, the tech titanâs Ray-Ban Stories smart glasses (picture: built-in cameras, mic) look to be a flop. The internal report showed that as of February, fewer than 10% of the glasses were being used â thatâs only 27K users out of the 300K glasses said to have sold. Meta reportedly hoped to move 478K. - Ray-Banned: Launched nearly two years ago in partnership with glasses giant EssilorLuxottica, $300 Ray-Ban Stories were met with mixed reviews and privacy concerns. - New frame who dis: Meta is said to be working on a second gen of the camera-equipped glasses, aiming to release them by next spring. It's not just Ray-Bans⦠Meta has struggled to get shoppers on board with its face-wearable vision. It recently slashed the price of its Quest 2 and Quest Pro headsets, and Metaâs Reality Labs division saw a nearly $8B operating loss in the first half of this year. (FYI: last week Meta said it would rework virtual reality Horizon Worlds following glacial user growth.) But the issue may be bigger than Meta: other attempts at face gadgets like [Google]( Glass and [Snap]( Spectacles also flopped. That Ray-Ban Stories (which look like regular trendy glasses) may be failing, too, could point to a broader issue. THE TAKEAWAY Incremental tweaks canât fix fundamental flaws⦠Despite sluggish sales and low user #s, Meta has marched forward with newer versions of its face wearables. Now Apple plans to enter the ring with its $3.5K Apple Vision Pro early next year. But it may not find any more success than previous entrants if the fundamental issue is that people donât want computers on their face. BTW: an early reviewer called Appleâs new AR headset experience âawfully isolating.â Razzlekhan The Crypto Catch-Up⦠ð Sparkly⦠The SEC said the creator of hex, an [ethereum]( token, [spent]( investorsâ $$ on cars, watches, and a 555-carat diamond dubbed âthe enigmaâ after raising $1B+ in three unregistered securities offerings. Hex is down 98% from its 2021 high. âï¸ Judgy⦠A couple, including financial rapper Razzlekhan, [pleaded]( guilty to money-laundering charges relating to the 2016 Bitfinex hack (authorities recovered $3.6B in crypto). Razzlekhan faces up to five years in prison, and her husband up to 20. ð¶ï¸ Spicy⦠[Coinbase]( said the SEC [did]( the exchange to delist specific crypto assets before suing it. Last week, the Financial Times [quoted]( CEO Brian Armstrong as saying that the regulator told his exchange to delist every crypto except [bitcoin](. What else we're Snackin' - [Meh]( Apple beat modest expectations, fueled by services growth (App Store, Apple Music). But hardware slowed across the board, with iPhone sales down 2% and Mac down 7%, as folks rein in tech splurges. - [Primed]( Amazon stock spiked 7% after it gave sunny guidance and returned to double-digit sales growth, with revenue up 11% last quarter. Amazonâs ad biz continued to be one of its fastest-growing units. - [ItâsAMe]( Smash-hit IP gave [Nintendo]( a Super Star-sized boost last quarter. âZeldaâ helped push 4M units of the seven-year-old Switch console, while its âMario Bros.â movie dominated the box office. - [OnTheWay]( Americansâ delivery appetite remains strong. [DoorDash]( reported a record 532M orders last quarter, and its share of the US food-delivery market rose to 65%. Rival Uberâs delivery bookings grew 12%. - [Suds]( [AB InBev]( beat profit forecasts despite a Bud Light boycott that saw the beer lose its top-selling US brew spot to [Constellation]( Modelo. Its US revenue fell 10% amid the Bud boycott. ðª Thanks for Snacking with us! Want to share the Snacks? 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