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Dave Chapelle is a terrible person.
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roasapp.com
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support@rainmakerai.com
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Mon, Jan 1, 2024 07:45 PM
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OK ... So I accidentally sent you like 6 billion emails this morning. The reason why is because the
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OK ... (Shuffles feet ...stares at the ground ...) So I accidentally sent you like 6 billion emails this morning. The reason why is because the first email for today was supposed to go out at NOON ... But instead, it went out at MIDNIGHT! And then all the stuff that was supposed to be sent LATER today ended up going out while most folks were alseep. I BLAME DAVE CHAPPELLE. After Natalia and I finally defeated our children and got them to bed last night around 11, I fired up the laptop and wrote out the emails for today. And while I was writing them, we were watching Dave's new special that just came out on Netflix. WE WERE DYING. ...With laughter. Like, laughing so hard we were crying. If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend it. (But don't watch it while you're writing an email sequence because you might get distracted and send stuff out at the wrong time like I just did.) Anyway - that's why you got a zillion emails from me this morning. Sorry about that! But hey - it's a NEW YEAR so let's have some fun and kick it off RIGHT! In case you didn't read the 8 trillion emails I accidentally sent you this morning, I'm doing a free 3-day challenge starting tomorrow ... And I'm giving you 81 bonuses as a bribe to get you to attend. The bonuses alone are literally worth $117,420.00. [You can access 'em FREE when you register for tomorrow's event.]( Frank P.S. I'm kind of glad I messed this up because otherwise, I might not have told you about the new Chappelle special. It's really cool to watch someone who's THAT talented perform at the top of his game. If you're feeling a little ...umm ..."tired" after last night's festivities, fire up Netflix and check it out. ...But not before you get all this free New Year's stuff I have for you! [Here it is:-)]( [unsubscribe]( RainMakerAI, LLC 7660 Fay Ave #307 La Jolla Ca 92037
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