What is the coolest line a pilot has said to the passengers?

We landed at JFK. It seems every passenger jumped out of their seat and opened the overhead. The flight attendant tried several times to get people back in their seats. Finally the captain annou…   Top stories for {NAME} [Quora](   [What is the coolest line a pilot has said to the passengers?]( Asked in Jokes, Humour & Funny stories 🤣😹🙈😆 • Answered by Dave Norris • [July 28]( [We landed at JFK. It seems every passenger jumped out of their seat and opened the overhead. The flight attendant tried several times to get people back in their seats. Fin... Read more » [Upvote] 7K [Comment] 225](   [Does Eva Green enjoy stripping on the screen?]( Salwa Salah, Philosopher&Doctor and Writer • [Answered July 16]( [French actress Eva Green, who played the love interest of super spy James Bond in Casino Royale has revealed that she hates watching herself strip off on screen. The actres... 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