Penny Arcade Merch Newsletter #65 - Morgaen and Viari

[View this email in your browser]( Greetings Documancers, The portents are clear. Acquisitions Incorporated is in ascension. The powerful forces of merch energy that bind us all cannot be contained by our current number of shirts. The current is too strong, and we risk all of reality being torn asunder. The Merchomancer has toiled under a blood red moon, beseeching the dark forces of her tradition to bestow upon us potent new items, inscribed with runes of unspeakable madness and malice and enchanted with the arcane protection that this time of sorcery demands. What they came up with was snazzy af. Hair of flame. Fingers of lightning that cast no shadow on his mighty guitar as he bends the primal magic of song to his will. When evil stirs, demanding music of true greatness to banish it to the pit, the spirits of music whisper but one name. Viari. Inhabited by the profound and majestic Patrick Rothfuss, the bard Viari has been a steadfast companion of the upper management of Acquisitions Incorporated. A heavy geas was upon us to create a garment worthy of his form, but we were not found wanting. As crimson of hue and brazen of spirit as its namesake, the Viari shirt hold the very concept of boredom in the deepest contempt. Purchase it, adorn yourself with it, but do not think to tame it. Such dreams are blasphemous. Survival. Cunning. Subterfuge. Archery stuff. These are just a few of the traits associated with the Ranger Môrgæn. A stalwart guardian of the natural world, a fierce defender of all that is right and just and a terrifying enemy of all that hate getting shot in the head by someone with a bow and arrow, Môrgæn has proven to be an invaluable addition to our noble company. Only a wise and charismatic force could marshal the will to control such a character, and broadcaster Morgan Webb has not been found wanting. Under her stewardship, Môrgæn has grown into an indomitable force against all those who would wish ill to Acquisitions Incorporated. There was that thing with the evil symbol though. I wonder what was up with that. Regardless, her shirt bears the verdant colours of the natural world that she protects. To wear it is to display your allegiance to nature, to wonder and to shirts that are green and have cool characters from Acq Inc. on them (like Môrgæn, she’s on the shirt). You should buy one, so people know you’re into that sort of thing. These shirts are on our store now. Others would seek to buy them before you, and they must be thwarted at all costs. Specifically, the cost of the shirt. [XSmall]( [Small]( [Medium]( [Large]( [XLarge]( [2]( [3]( [4XLarge]( [XSmall S]( M]( [Large X]( [2XLarge]( [3XLarge]( [4XLarge]( [unsubscribe from this email]( Copyright © 2017 Penny Arcade, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email from Penny Arcade because you asked us to send it to you. It’s true! You signed up for this! Either by opting in after a purchase on our store, or by signing up on our front page. If you didn’t; if someone else signed you up as a cruel joke, or you do not wish to receive any more of these emails you can unsubscribe here. [unsubscribe from this list]( [update subscription preferences](