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Good Day! Millennia have passed since the time of legend, when we released the Jim and Omin shirts o
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Good Day!
Millennia have passed since the time of legend, when we released the Jim and Omin shirts on the store. Dinosaurs roamed the earth, alongside Fompos, Krubzeeblers, and other creatures of ancient myth.
I just looked it up, and the shirt stuff was a little less than a month ago. I donât know what I was thinking. Three weeks, tops. It was the 8th, specifically. 8th of March. I remember it now. I wrote a newsletter about the shirts.
Either way, your hunger for these shirts has been inscribed on marble tablets as achieving the hallowed status of Holy Shit, Weâre Sold Out Already? As such, many of you have been unable to acquire your chosen size of shirt. Those dark days will soon be done. Our supplies have been replenished
Weâre now in possession of shirts for all sizes except
- 4XL Jim shirts
- 3XL Omin shirts
Which will be supplied next week. Our divination's also indicated that you yearned for larger sizes, and accordingly we will soon also provide 5XL variations of both shirts. Hold close to our newsletter, noble patrons. We will whisper these secrets into your ear when the time comes. Stand ready.
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