Apocalypse Looms, Portfolio Booms — The Disconnect

💣Bombs drop, stocks pop. [Altucher Confidential] September 01, 2023 [WEBSITE]( | [UNSUBSCRIBE]( The risk of Armageddon has risen dramatically. Are we bullish or what? [Hero_Image] Apocalypse Looms, Portfolio Booms — The Disconnect Tiny AI Stock Targeted For Buyout Deal? [A massive buyout alert has just been issued]( on a tiny AI company that could skyrocket in the coming months, weeks, even days. And according to James Altucher, a man who has made millions of dollars on these kinds of deals… This could be a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to make a fortune. He’s revealing all of the details in the video below (including a leaked memo from Google). [Click here to learn more]( You can watch it by [clicking here](. [Chris Campbell] CHRIS CAMPBELL Dear Reader, In 1975, Harvey Kurtzman, the mastermind behind MAD Magazine, took a stroll down memory lane with the New York Times. He transported us to the early '50s, a time suffused with post-war innocence. It was then that he stumbled upon a postcard featuring a beaming young boy: a “bumpkin portrait,” he said, “part leering wiseacre, part happy-go-lucky kid.” The postcard had a caption: “What, Me Worry?” Thus was born Alfred E. Neumann, America’s unlikely sage: [ALC] The rest, as they say, is history. Satan-2? This morning as I awoke and unfurled the day's news alongside my own portfolio's vitals, I couldn't help but think of Alfred. If the mainstream media is any judge… The nuclear Doomsday Clock inches ever closer to the witching hour. We’re told that Putin has activated a formidable nuke -- known ominously as Satan-2 -- as a stark warning to the West. This "invincible" intercontinental weapon, which has the potential to obliterate the UK in one blow, is as tall as a 14-story building. Yet, as I rushed to check my portfolio… Wall Street seems to be whistling along, as bubbly as a groom on his wedding day. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been shocked. Last year, BCA Research made waves with their research report titled, “Rising Risk of a Nuclear Apocalypse.” There, they quantified the unquantifiable, ascribing a chilling 10% probability to the notion that, within a year, we might witness the finale of the human drama, curtains drawn by a nuclear cataclysm. Ten percent! One could argue that even a 1% chance would be a statistic too dire to ignore, yet here we sat at tenfold that risk. Although the topic itself was shocking enough, it was BCA’s conclusion that got the Internet talking: “The risk of Armageddon has risen dramatically. Stay bullish on stocks over a 12-month horizon.” [ALC] Like a famished flea at a dog park, mainstream outlets jumped on it. Bloomberg echoed the sentiment without batting a digital eyelash. [ALC] Urgent From James Altucher! [James Altucher]( Hey, it’s James Altucher. I just announced a massive new change to Altucher’s Investment Network, and as one of my readers I wanted to make sure you know what’s going on. [Click here now to see my urgent announcement.]( Morbid? Possibly. Sensible? Surprisingly, yes. I’ll explain. What’s The Worst That Could Happen? One could be tempted to tie oneself in financial knots, fretting over how to price in the apocalypse. Yet what good would that do? In the event that the worst comes to pass -- that mushroom clouds adorn our skies like macabre fireworks -- rest assured, your portfolio's performance will be the least of your concerns. The balance sheets and the P&L statements will dissolve into the ether, along with, perhaps, the ether itself. So then, paradoxically, there's wisdom in ignoring the drumbeats of doom… And maybe even buying as the world trembles. If Armageddon is averted? The bulls come back on cue, and perhaps with even greater vigor, buoyed by a collective sigh of relief. And if the sky does fall? Well, your portfolio's woes will fall with it. Eclipsed by concerns far more existential. In either scenario, fussing over the worst-case serves no purpose. Seems the market has taken this to heart. There’s Always a “BUT” Seems Kurtzman had his finger on the pulse all along. Beneath those freckles and that goofy toothy grin, lies a wisdom as timeless as it is unassuming. Young Alfred E. Neuman -- the American Buddha. Amid the cacophony of fears and fortunes, he’ll shepherd you through the maze if you let him. Contemplate his eternal question as you tread: "What, Me Worry?" … Unless, of course, [this happens](. (Or [this]( Then, yes, worry. Until next time, [Chris Campbell] Chris Campbell For Altucher Confidential Has World War III Just Begun? NATO sends tanks to Ukraine… Russia prepares for a winter offensive… [Is the beginning of World War III?]( [Click here to learn more]( An urgent message has just been released. 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