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Sanna Marin’s douchy friends publish pics of her dancing at a party. Were you forwarded this email? [Sign-up to Rude Awakening here.]( [The Rude Awakening] August 22, 2022 [WEBSITE]( | [UNSUBSCRIBE]( Finnish PM Fights… For Her Right… To Party! - Finland Prime Minister Sanna Marin’s partying comes under the microscope again. - She was photographed dancing at a private party at someone’s house. - If there’s anything to question, it’s her taste in “friends” and her decision to stick a target on her country’s soil. Recommended Link [Biden’s Sinister Move Could “CANCEL” Your Cash…]( [Click here for more...]( This is the scenario we’ve been fearing… Instead of President Trump… We’ve got “Sleepy Joe” Biden behind the wheel. And now, a [sinister move that Biden just made]( could TORPEDO the U.S. dollar once and for all. In fact, thanks to this one move… Your dollars could be made worthless, or even CONFISCATED. Do NOT get caught off guard. Discover 4 EASY STEPS you can take to protect your wealth NOW. [Click Here Now]( Sean Ring Editor, Rude Awakening Happy Monday! You may not have even heard the rubbish I’m about to relay to you, but I think it’s important to understand what a bunch of snowflakes the Europeans have become. And let me plainly state I couldn’t care less that the beautiful, intelligent 36-year-old Prime Minister of Finland was shaking her tush at a party. In fact, I welcome it! Finnish PM Sanna Marin Credit: [World Economic Forum]( (yup - that should give you a clue) In this edition of the Rude, I will parse out what’s going on in Finland. And why Marin’s decision-making should’ve been questioned months ago… but not over her propensity to party. First World Problems From [Wikipedia]( Sanna Mirella Marin was born on 16 November 1985 in Helsinki. She also lived in Espoo and Pirkkala before moving to Tampere. Her parents separated when she was very young; the family faced financial problems, and Marin's father, Lauri Marin, struggled with alcoholism. After her biological parents separated, Marin was brought up by her mother and her mother's female partner. Marin is married to Markus Raikonnen (no relation to racing driver Kimi), and they have a daughter. On December 10, 2019, at 34, Marin became Prime Minister of Finland. She was the youngest leader of a country at the time. Right now, Marin’s in trouble because one of her douchy “friends” leaked a video of her partying with the Finnish jet set. Credit: [@dwnews]( My response is this: “Who gives a shit?” Of course, the Finnish opposition is looking for any reason to exploit a chink in Marin’s armor. But most of the country thinks it’s a nothingburger. In fact, here’s a [video of dorky white women dancing in support]( of Marin. With that said, it’s not like the young prime minister hasn’t faced flak for partying before Last year, Finnish pedants scolded her [for going to a nightclub]( despite coming in contact with the country’s foreign minister, Pekka Haavisto, who had the ‘Rona. And then there’s “[breakfastgate]( where Marin spends a whopping 300 euros of state funds per month on breakfast. If that’s corruption, I’ll have more of it. Seriously, it’s pitiful stuff. But what cracks me up is that no one is questioning her decision to put a target on Finland’s soil. The White Death Finland is a country of brave men and women. Heck, they held their noses and fought with the Nazis to drive the Bolsheviks out of their country. In the Winter War of 1939-1940, a sniper named Simo Häyhä killed upwards of 500 Russian soldiers. He was known as “The White Death” for his prowess as a sniper. His 500 kills are the highest number recorded in any major war. From [Wikipedia]( According to Major Tapio Saarelainen—who met Häyhä several times and has written five books about him, including his biography—Häyhä was able to estimate distances with an accuracy of 1 meter (3.3 ft) up to 150 meters (500 ft). Saarelainen notes that during his Civil Guard training, Häyhä once hit a target 16 times from 150 meters away in just one minute. "This was an unbelievable accomplishment with a bolt action rifle, considering that each cartridge had to be manually fed with a fixed magazine that held together five cartridges." So the Finns and the Ruskies getting into scrapes is nothing new. What is new is Finland abandoning its unwritten policy of not pissing off Moscow. Because by joining NATO, that’s exactly what Finland is doing. Recommended Link [Trump’s Secret Tech Revolution ($15.1 trillion at stake)]( [Click here for more...]( What if Trump recently did something that could see him become a HERO in Silicon Valley? 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Do you think that Deep State would respect the principle of self-determination? Because if you do, I’ve got a bridge over the East River to sell you. As a senile old man in an oval office might put it, self-determination is a load of malarkey. Here’s the real reason why the United States can do what it wants: Honestly, what are Canada and Mexico going to do? Nothing. Because they can’t “determine” anything without America’s consent. Not only that, but it’s 5,138 miles from San Francisco to Tokyo. And it’s another 3,360 miles from New York to Lisbon. America is uninvadable. Period. That’s why it’s so easy for cartographically-challenged Americans to talk about self-determination as if it’s a real thing. Conversely, here’s why Finland (and Ukraine) can’t do anything they want: They border Russia. It’s self-evident that they need to tread carefully. Or, at the very least, take Russia’s interests into account. They don’t “self-determine” anything. They negotiate, like the rest of the planet, except for America. Finland feels it doesn’t have to negotiate with Russia on NATO entry because PM Marin and her fellow citizens mistakenly think America will defend Finland if Russia invades. They’re wrong. America won’t do a damn thing. Why? Because it’s not in America’s interest. Here’s what happens to NATO when Finland - and most probably, Sweden - joins: Credit: [CFR]( NATO’s boundary with Russia extends for additional 800 miles, thanks to Finland. And to support the Baltic states of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, NATO will almost certainly build bases on some Baltic Sea islands that Sweden and Finland own. This means Marin and her government have painted a massive target on Finnish soil. To me, that’s more than enough to question her judgment. Wrap Up Sanna Marin shouldn’t have to fight for her right to party. And her douchebag celebrity friends shouldn’t post pictures of her online. Heck, I know how furious I’d be! But her decision not to question her electorate, who overwhelmingly support joining NATO, makes me ask what kind of leader she is. Truth be told, none of today’s “leaders” actually lead. They just follow public opinion, all the way to taxpayer-funded offices. Marin is no different. Until tomorrow. All the best, Sean Ring Editor, Rude Awakening [ARCHIVE]( | [ABOUT]( | [CONTACT US]( Rude Awakening is committed to protecting and respecting your privacy. We do not rent or share your email address. By submitting your email address, you consent to Paradigm Press delivering daily email issues and advertisements. To end your Rude Awakening e-mail subscription and associated external offers sent from Rude Awakening, feel free to [unsubscribe](. Please read our [Privacy Statement.]( If you are you having trouble receiving your Rude Awakening subscription, you can ensure its arrival in your mailbox by [whitelisting us.]( © 2022 Paradigm Press, LLC. 808 Saint Paul Street, Baltimore MD 21202. 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