Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 11 Mar

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 11 Mar. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Of course that photo was edited, insists every parent of three young children with precisely zero photos of them ALL smiling at the camera]( [Family trying to take a photo] Any parent with three young children has explained that of course Kate's photo was edited, given it has three kids aged 10 and under all looking directly at the camera at the same time, and smiling. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Why I’ve changed my mind about MPs who switch party being forced to call by-elections, now that I’m doing it – by Lee Anderson]( [Lee Anderson MP] I realise the lefty woke mob will be calling me all the names under sun just because I've defected to Reform UK without calling a by-election after criticising MPs who switch parties without calling a by-election, but that's because they don't understand the real story, which I am going to share with you here today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Reform UK hires high-class £100k prolitician until next election]( [Lee Anderson joins Reform UK] In the least surprising political development of the year so far, Lee Anderson, former Deputy Chairman of the Conservative party and former Labour councillor, has taken a daring leap into the luxurious arms of the Reform UK Party. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Woman wondering if she ‘might’ own too many cushions]( [woman on the sofa with lots of cushions] Homeowner Sharon Williams has today begun to wonder if the impossible has finally happened, and she now finds herself owning too many cushions. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Meghan accused of altering Kate’s photo]( [Meghan Markle on a laptop] Meghan Markle has been blamed for an edited photo of Kate Middleton that was released by the Palace over the weekend. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man pleased that whole treating-women-with-respect thing is over for another year]( [Man in the office by the watercooler] Men everywhere have breathed a sigh of relief after International Women’s Day came to an end at midnight. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](