Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 06 Mar

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 06 Mar. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [US voters face daunting choice over which octogenarian they prefer to see declining into senility inside the White House]( [Trump and Biden] As the United States heads towards gerontocracy, the US electorate faces the harrowing decision of which octogenarian they would prefer to see decline into senility while living in the White House. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow confirms attendance of Princess of Wales on their website]( The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow has updated its website today after receiving confirmation that the Princess of Wales will attend at the weekend dressed as an Oompa Loompa. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Poorest families urged to ‘spend it wisely’ after Jeremy Hunt reveals National Insurance cut will gift them an extra 30p a day]( [Jeremy Hunt] Families on the poverty line have been urged not to get too excited by the national insurance cut announced by Chancellor Jeremy Hunt, as it will gift them an extra 90p a week to play with. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Recognising your own country: A five-point guide]( [Angry old man] Good grief, there's a lot more brown people knocking around here than there were back in the 1980s aren't there? It's enough to make you wonder which country you're in! [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man confident he can pivot from not watching Dan Wootton on television to not watching him online]( [Man watching TV] Former GB News presenter and tabloid gossip columnist Dan Wootton has announced he is taking his own show 'online', leaving millions of viewers wondering if they will be able to ignore him on the Internet in the same way they've ignored him on the television. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](