Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 22 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 22 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [This car definitely makes me invisible, insists man picking nose in traffic]( [Man picking his nose in his car] A man is busy picking his nose while sat in traffic, seemingly under the impression his vehicle renders him invisible. [Read more »]( [Labour Party calls for immediate ceasefire between Tories and Speaker]( [Keir Starmer] Sir Keir Starmer last night called for an “immediate and comprehensive” humanitarian ceasefire in the bloody Tory-Speaker conflict, which has been raging in the contested area of the House of Commons chamber for a period of hours. [Read more »]( [Parents living in fear that teenage daughter might give in to peer pressure and try veganism]( [Mother and Daughter] Parents of a twelve-year-old girl have expressed concern that her vegan friends may be leading her wildly off the rails, according to reports this morning. [Read more »]( [Vivaldi’s Four Seasons reduced to Two in light of climate change]( [Vivaldi four seasons] Antonio Vivaldi’s Four Seasons concerti will now consist of just two seasons, because that’s all there are these days. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](