Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 21 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 21 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Woman confident she would have solved escape room by now if not for her f**kwit colleagues]( [Woman in an escape room] A local woman is pretty sure she'd have done better at this escape room all by herself. [Read more »]( [‘Trident remains an effective nuclear deterrent, as long as the target is within throwing distance’ insists MOD]( [Trident Sub] Trident remains a safe and effective nuclear deterrent according to the Ministry of Defence it is revealed today, as long as the enemy target is less than approximately 20 feet away from the launch site, maybe 25. [Read more »]( [Brexiter who has never set foot in a museum insists nation fights to the death to keep Elgin marbles]( [A very angry man holding up his fist] Brexit voter Simon Williams is happy to see the nation go to war to keep hold of the Elgin marbles, in order to show Johnny Foreigner that Brexit Britain can't be pushed around. [Read more »]( [Snorer wakes up totally unaware he’s lucky to still be alive]( [Man snoring with his partner] A local man has woken refreshed this morning, seemingly unaware how close he came to being murdered in his sleep on several occasions last night. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](