Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 15 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 15 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 5,938th successive US mass shooting]( [Lots of guns with American flags] America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going to prevent a mass shooting. [Read more »]( [Yorkshire celebrates Valentine’s Day a day late now cards are 50% off]( [Cheap valentine's day] Yorkshire is celebrating Valentine's Day a day late to take advantage of 50% off deals on flowers and chocolates. [Read more »]( [Wellingborough voters facing historic opportunity to reject cronyism by giving disgraced MP’s job to his girlfriend]( [British polling station for a local election] Wellingborough voters are today being given the historic opportunity to reject the behaviour of their disgraced former MP, Peter Bone, by giving his cushy job to his girlfriend, Helen Harrison. [Read more »]( [UK economy joins the Wokerati]( [Recession] The UK economy has officially joined the ranks of the "Wokerati," after plunging into recession in the fourth quarter of 2023 as it reportedly spent too little time on economically productive activities like exploitation and ignoring climate change. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](