Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 14 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 14 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Valentine’s Day panic as petrol stations announce chocolate and daffodils shortage]( [Petrol station flowers and chocolates] Panicked male motorists in search of a last-minute Valentine's Day gift have been urged to remain calm after petrol stations announced that supplies of chocolates and flowers are running desperately low. [Read more »]( [Woman who clearly said “don’t get me anything for Valentine’s Day” bizarrely furious]( [Couple arguing] A woman is absolutely fuming today after her partner followed her strict instructions to the letter. [Read more »]( [Man who failed at giving up booze in January about to fail at giving up chocolate for Lent]( [Man who has eaten a chocolate snack] A man who failed miserably to abstain from drinking in dry January, is about to begin his failed attempt at abstaining from chocolate during Lent. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](