Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 09 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 09 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [“Meghan did all of the Daily Mirror’s phone hacking” insists Piers Morgan]( [Piers Morgan gesturing with his hands like a twat.] Piers Morgan has insisted today that Meghan Markle was responsible for all the phone hacking at Mirror Group Newspapers. [Read more »]( [American suggests that flavour of tea can be improved with bacon and guns]( [Cup of tea with bacon and a gun] American cooking enthusiast Constance P. Thunderclap has suggested that the flavour of the humble cup of tea can be improved with the addition of the classic American staples of crispy bacon and guns. [Read more »]( [Concern for Labour as new poll shows majority don’t consider Starmer funky enough to be next Prime Minister]( [Keir Starmer] Labour have faced a blow to their General Election hopes after a new poll revealed that the majority of Brits don’t consider Sir Keir Starmer funky enough to be Prime Minister. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](