Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 08 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 08 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [If you don’t like my principles, well, I have others, confirms Starmer]( [Keir Starmet laughing at the idea of principles] After ditching Labour's flagship £28bn green spending plan, Keir Starmer has told voters that if they don't like his principles, then he has others. [Read more »]( [Lee Anderson caught burying dead trees in his garden to ensure he has enough coal for next winter]( [Lee Anderson burying trees in his garden] 30p Lee Anderson is embracing renewable energy by burying large logs in his garden in order to have enough coal on hand next winter. [Read more »]( [NewsThump exclusively reveals what these retiring MPs are planning to do after the election]( [Gris Grayling retiring as an MP after 2024 General Election] With the General Election looming, many MPs have already announced plans to retire from politics. But what are their plans for a life outside Parliament? [Read more »]( [Tucker Carlson ‘recovering well’ after being rescued from deep inside Putin’s colon]( [Tucker Carlson recovering in a hospital bed with a big grin on his face.] Tucker Carlson is recovering well in hospital after he was saved by rescue workers who climbed deep inside Vladimir Putin's colon to recover him. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](