Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 07 Dec

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 07 Dec. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Santa refused right to deliver presents in the UK because he doesn’t earn £38,700]( [Santa giving a press conference] Children across the country have been left reeling after Santa Claus was refused the right to work in the UK this Christmas due to his earnings not reaching the new £38,700 minimum level required of foreign workers. [Read more »]( [Dad really getting into the Christmas spirit by drinking in the mornings]( [Man drinking on the sofa] Dad is hammered and it's barely even noon. [Read more »]( [Rishi Sunak promises to promise promises in new promise promise]( [Rishi Sunak pointing while giving a speech] The Prime Minister has promised a new raft of promises in a new promise promise today. [Read more »]( [Robert Jenrick resigns in protest at not being allowed to fire asylum-seekers out of giant cannon]( [Robert Jenrick] Immigration minister Robert Jenrick has dramatically resigned from his post after the latest proposals to curb migration did not include a provision to let him launch asylum-seekers out of a big cannon on the Dover cliffs. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](