Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 22 Nov

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 22 Nov. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [‘Lock him up and throw away the key!’ – Judge reacts as Laurence Fox threatens to get his guitar out]( [Laurence Fox court sketch] The judge in Laurence Fox's libel trial has sentenced Fox to life in prison after the failed actor chose to pick up a guitar case in open court. [Read more »]( [New study reveals Chinese are actually just as good at whispering as anyone else]( [Chinese Whispers] Researchers have sent shockwaves around primary schools and playgroups by revealing that the Chinese are no better or worse at whispering than any other race. The study, commissioned by the department of party games at Oxford University, tested the whispering capabilities of a number of ethnic groups to establish if there was any truth behind [Read more »]( [Child has just a few thousand brief questions about film they’re watching]( [girl watching a film on TV] A preschooler has a whole raft of important questions about the film that’s on. [Read more »]( [Black Friday emails now making up 99.87% of all worldwide correspondence]( [Man looking at emails] Emails about Black Friday offers are now making up more than 99.8% of all worldwide correspondence it is revealed today. [Read more »]( [Nigel Farage exempted from Bushtucker challenge because eating a bumhole would be cannibalism]( [Nigel Farage sitting in the jungle] Notorious social media clickbait merchant and grifter Nigel Farage has been exempted from Bushtucker challenges during his 'I'm a celebrity...' appearance because indulging in cannibalism would be illegal, it has been revealed. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](