Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 28 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 28 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [I said nothing when they came for Andrew Tate, I said nothing when they came for Russell Brand, I said nothing when they came for Laurence Fox, and I remain perfectly comfortable with all of those decisions]( [Man in a T-shirt shrugging his shoulders and looking at the camera] Laurence Fox has joined the growing list of awful people facing the consequences of their actions, and I couldn't be more comfortable with my decision not to speak out on behalf of any of them. [Read more »]( [Right-wing fury as new BBC presenter guidelines will allow Gary Lineker to freely discuss which political figures he would shag]( [Gary Lineker] The BBC has published its long-awaited guidelines for high-profile presenters, to a furious backlash from right-wing mouth-breathers who believe it should explicitly prevent Gary Lineker talking about shagging. [Read more »]( [Voltaire defends Laurence Fox, “I will defend to the death your right to go on telly and discuss having sex with a journalist”]( [Voltaire defends Laurence Fox] Popular 18th-century philosopher Voltaire has leapt to the defence of Laurence Fox, publicly issuing the following statement. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](