Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 27 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 27 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Martin Branning applies for presenting job at GB News]( [Martin Branning who does not catfish, ever] After GB News suspended Dan Wootton over his on-air interview of Laurence Fox, the ailing 'news' channel has received a job application from the 'supremely qualified' Marting Branning. [Read more »]( [David Walliams sues himself for misrepresentation as a ‘popular entertainer’]( [David Walliams launches podcast] David Walliams is suing himself it is revealed today, for gross misrepresentation as a popular and likeable entertainer. [Read more »]( [Bookies slash odds on Matt Hancock winning Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins as he’s killed more people than all the instructors combined]( [Matt Hancock in Celebrity SAS] With the current series of Celebrity SAS now well underway, the former Health Secretary has been made the bookies' favourite to win. [Read more »]( [GB News to address accusations of bias by exclusively revealing all the journalists Laurence Fox WOULD shag]( [Dan Wootton show with Laurence Fox] GB News is again facing accusations of bias after broadcasting only the name of one journalist that Laurence Fox insists he 'would not shag'. [Read more »]( [“You can’t cancel me, I am UNCANCELABLE!” screams Laurence Fox as he is chased away from GB News studio]( [Laurence Fox chased out of GB News studio] Laurence Fox has been suspended by GB News after saying precisely the sort of things everyone knew he was itching to say, and has reacted with all the grace you would expect of a bottom-feeding grifter. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](