Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 22 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 22 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [BBC hires exorcist to lift ‘Strictly Curse’]( [Exorcist] With the first live Strictly Come Dancing show just a few days away, the BBC has called in an exorcist to lift the infamous ‘Strictly Curse.’ [Read more »]( [Man who celebrates ULEZ cameras being cut down by men in balaclavas believes Chris Packham is a terrorist]( [unhappy man with his arms folded] After Chris Packham said he would consider breaking the law to protect the environment, a man who loves seeing ULEZ cameras chopped down has called him a 'terrorist'. [Read more »]( [Bay leaves ‘do f**k all’ admit chefs]( [Bay leaves] The world of gastronomy was rocked last night as a series of top chefs went public with claims that the addition of bay leaves to stews, soups or sauces has no effect whatsoever on the dish's flavour, aroma or consistency. [Read more »]( [New hard-hitting Telegraph exposé reveals: “Tories Are Lovely and Everything’s Going to be Brilliant”]( [Man reading the Daily Telegraph] The Daily Telegraph has rocked political discourse throughout the country with a hard-hitting front-page story - “Tories Are Lovely and Everything’s Really Going to be Brilliant.” [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](