Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 05 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 05 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Government to ignore health expert advice on nitrous oxide and instead base drug laws on series 9 & 10 of Grange Hill]( [Zammo from Grange Hill] Following the proposed ban on nitrous oxide, and it's classification as a Class C drug, the government has rejected the advice of medical experts and insisted that it will rely instead on the plight of Samuel 'Zammo' Maguire from Grange Hill to inform policy. [Read more »]( [Schools reopening sees ‘working from home’ become pleasant again]( [man working from hom] The ability to respond to a few emails while watching TV is once again an available option for home workers who have been surrounded by screaming children for what feels like the last six years. [Read more »]( [Deliveroo driver definitely thinks you’re lazy and greedy]( [Deliveroo delivery driver] Your constant, obscenely large takeaway orders mean that your Deliveroo driver has you pegged as an overindulgent loser. [Read more »]( [Water firms announce new plans to dump sewage through your letterbox]( [Sewage in the hall] Water firms have announced plans to try and limit dumping sewage into rivers by just dumping it straight through people’s letterboxes instead. [Read more »]( [Nigel Farage subject to London’s ULEZ charge due to toxic emissions]( [Nigel Farage emitting fumes in ULEZ zone] Nigel Farage will have to pay London's new ULEZ charge due to the monumental volume of toxic emissions he regularly produces. [Read more »]( [Government makes last minute change to National Curriculum with addition of classes in ‘Holding up bits of Classroom’]( [Schoolboy holding up school] Schools at risk because of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete can open as normal now that the risks of falling ceilings has been included in the school curriculum, it has been reported. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](