Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 29 Aug

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 29 Aug. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Man using arrest figures to criticise Notting Hill Carnival seemingly unaware arrest rate was three times higher at Reading Festival]( [unhappy man with his arms folded] A man who is determined to draw attention to Notting Hill carnival and the 275 arrests made over the weekend, has seemingly chosen to ignore the arrest rate at Reading Festival, which was three times higher. [Read more »]( [London’s ULEZ scheme comes into force today. We asked you what you thought, and this is what you told us]( [Unhappy man being asked his opinion] London's ULEZ scheme has been extended to Greater London today, ensuring the most highly pollluting cars will have to pay £12.50 a day to use capitals roads around London. [Read more »]( [Water bosses told to clean up the nation’s shoreline using thousands of tiny poo bags]( [Water exec on a raft covered in poo bags] Water bosses are facing an ordeal experienced millions of pet owners every day, after being told to clean up their shit using tiny plastic bags. [Read more »]( [You can’t trust the MSM because they’re just trying to make money, says man who gets his ‘news’ from a YouTube channel just trying to sell him brain pills]( [Smug man lecturing people on the Internet] A man has today insisted that you can't trust the mainstream media because its riven with corporate interests who are only out to make a profit, unlike the YouTube channel he treats as his primate news source which only spends half its time trying to sell him suspicious-sounding health supplements. [Read more »]( [Loathsome left-wing autocrat launches evil dystopian scheme to force cleaner air on London’s children]( [Sadiq Khan giving a speech] Sadiq Khan's Ulez scheme has begun in Greater London as part of his unrelentingly selfish pursuit of cleaner air for the children living in the capital. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](