Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 02 Aug

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 02 Aug. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [‘It’s all in bloody foreign’ – man left fuming as entertainment at foreign holiday resort mostly in another language]( [unhappy Brit on holiday] A man is fuming today after finding out the holiday entertainment at his European holiday resort is mostly not in English. [Read more »]( [Cast of Love Island return to jobs in rocket science and brain surgery]( [Love Island TV show] The cast of Love Island have returned to their day jobs. [Read more »]( [It will definitely piss down before they take you in, washing line tells clothes]( [washing line full of hanging washing] A washing line has told some freshly pegged clothes the cold hard truth that they’ll be completely drenched before being collected. [Read more »]( [Man filming gig on his phone can’t wait to get home and see all the stuff he missed]( [man filming a gig on his phone] A man who has been diligently filming the entirety of a concert can’t wait to get home and find out what he missed whilst he was filming it. [Read more »]( [Man would vote for Trump even if his only election pledge were to drown all puppies in sacks]( [American Trump supporter with a rifle] After the former President was indicted for plotting to defraud the American people by overturning his election defeat, many Trump supporters have admitted there is nothing he could do that would stop them voting for him. [Read more »]( [‘Fake witch hunt’ successfully indicts yet another witch]( [Donald Trump as a witch] The Federal government's fake witch hunt has successfully indicted yet another witch, after Donald Trump was charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States and obstruction of an official proceeding. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](