Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 10 Jul

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 10 Jul. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Tabloid that paid a 16-year-old girl to quit school and pose for topless photos remains straight-faced while trying to expose BBC presenter who paid a 17-year-old for photos]( [The Sun newspaper] The Sun newspaper today remains entirely straightfaced, despite a long and distinguished career spent paying vast amounts of money to potentially vulnerable teenagers to take their clothes off and be photographed. [Read more »]( [Daily Mail reader wishes so hard for the disgraced BBC employee to be Gary Lineker that he detaches retina]( [Man with bloodshot eye] A Daily Mail reader is today undergoing treatment for a detached retina after a prolonged for forceful period of intense wishing that the disgraced BBC employee would be Gary Lineker. [Read more »]( [Internet frantically guessing which BBC presenter isn’t a nonce]( [BBC Building in London] The internet is giddy with guesses as to which BBC presenter isn’t into kids. [Read more »]( [Woman manages to keep her cool at family BBQ whilst speaking to elderly male relative about feminism]( [Young woman talking to elderly man at family BBQ] In a stunning display of self-restraint and composure, a woman named Simone Williams managed to navigate a potentially explosive conversation about feminism with her elderly male relative, Uncle Fred, at a family BBQ last weekend. [Read more »]( [London parents blaming Sadiq Khan for toddlers pooing on the kitchen floor]( [Sadiq Khan giving a speech] Parents across Britain's capital have taken to blaming Sadiq Khan for the poor behaviour of their children, according to reports this morning. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](