Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 20 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 20 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Bald man clearly overcompensating with relentless pursuit of thick luscious lawn]( [Bald man sitting on his lawn] A bald man conducting a tireless hunt for the thickest, most healthy-looking lawn imaginable is definitely overcompensating, according to observers at the weekend. [Read more »]( [Forty-year-old man realises with horror he has no idea which remote control is which]( [Man with three remote controls] A man is coming to terms with his own mortality after becoming hopelessly confused about which remote control he needed. [Read more »]( [Man only willing to agree Andrew Tate is a danger to women if he comes out as trans]( [Andrew Tate as a trans woman] Andrew Tate is simply an innocent free-thinker who is being silenced by the establishment elite, and is in no way a danger to women, unless he becomes trans, according to many right-wing grifters this morning. [Read more »]( [Title of “Andrew, the pizza-loving sex offender” finally passes to the next generation of high-profile deviant]( [Andrew the Pizza loving sex offender] The title of 'Andrew, the pizza-loving sex offender' has finally passed from Prince Andrew to the next in line following the charges of rape and human trafficking against Andrew Tate in Romania. [Read more »]( [New Windrush anniversary 50p coin depicts policemen beating up black man]( [Windrush commemorative coin] A new 50p coin has been announced to honour the 75th year of the Windrush generation. [Read more »]( [Man who regularly comments ‘Go woke go broke’ seemingly unaware he’s a penniless bigot]( [Angry man shouting] After the less-than-stellar box office performance of Disney film 'Lightyear', which featured a same-sex kiss, and the drop in sales of Bud Light for employing a transgender brand ambassador, Simon Williams has been quick to take to social media commenting "Go Woke go broke" without noticing that he hasn't been rewarded financially for his life as a bigot. [Read more »]( [Credulous simpletons to continue deluding themselves that Commons vote is about cake rather than lying to parliament]( [Man angry at the Parliament for picking on Boris] Deluded fans of Boris Johnson across the country are up in arms about a Commons vote on the report into his lying to parliament, by pretending it's about eating cake during lockdown. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](