Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 21 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 21 Apr, we hope they provide you with a few fleeting moments of respite from the calamity continually unfolding around us. [New bullshit study reveals fatal character flaw might be a good thing]( [Man giving thumbs up because some bullshit study revealed he might be a secret genius.] Some pseudo-science shite has suggested the highly annoying thing you do might make you a genius or something. [Read more »]( [Man with loud mobile phone ringtone thinks he’s really it]( [Man using his phone in public] A Chelmsford man revealed yesterday that having his ring tone on the loudest possible setting makes him feel like he really is absolutely it. [Read more »]( [School bully insists he was merely providing “direct critical feedback” in attempt to raise “standards” in class]( [Teenager being bullies at school] 15-year-old Jake Williams has denied accusations of bullying at his secondary school, insisting that he was simply providing "direct critical feedback" to other students to raise standards in the school. [Read more »]( [Met Police report finds its institutional racism the fault of black people]( [Jim Davidson appointed head of Met Police] A newly released report commissioned by the Metropolitan Police has found that its institutional racism is largely the fault of black people. [Read more »]( [Some of the newest NewsThump T-shirt designs]( Have you checked out the latest NewsThump T-shirts? Click the image to see the full range! Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](