Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 17 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 17 Apr, we hope they provide you with a few fleeting moments of respite from the calamity continually unfolding around us. [Rich crop of bags of dogshit tells Britain spring is finally here]( [dog poo bags hanging in trees] Spring has truly sprung across Britain, and the sunshine has brought forth a rich crop of bags of dogshit in the nation's trees and verges. [Read more »]( [Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 4,867th successive US mass shooting]( [Lots of guns with American flags] America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going to prevent a mass shooting. [Read more »]( [Racehorses keen to take their thrill-seeking to the next level]( [Grand National] Racehorses have begun the search for a new thrill to satisfy their apparent love of danger, with BASE Jumping, bungee Jumping and skydiving amongst the options under consideration. [Read more »]( [Fears Harry and Meghan could be working on album]( [Harry and Meghan singing a duet on stage into one mic] Fears are growing that The artist formerly known as Prince Harry and wife Meghan could be working on an album. [Read more »]( [Some of the newest NewsThump T-shirt designs]( Have you checked out the latest NewsThump T-shirts? Click the image to see the full range! Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](